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"My total shitlord roommate. He's a huge nerd, but I guess, in comparison to me, he's pretty tame. Also, when he has a kid, I'm totally gonna be that kid's uncle and take it on rad adventures and he's gonna get so horrified. Charles will be pissed. So looking forward to that. But yeah- we like to go out and I get shitfaced and he gets juice or some shit- I dunno. He's my designated driver. Also, he's like... one of my only close friends? So that's pretty cool. I like to make fun of him."
"The biggest man-hoe gaylord you'll probably ever find. And my roommate too, guess that's important. He's stupid as fuck and is actually a big loser, though he usually acts 'suave' or somethin and plenty of people wanna get in his pants. I'm probably the only person close to him that he isn't fucking, so we get to chill a lot and just be jackasses together; though he's more successful at being an ass to me, it's a talent. I'd... definitely say I'm the more responsible one, but he's definitely a really cool guy. He's like my bro and I try to look out for him sometimes. Geez, this is gettin hella gay, he'd probably vomit."
"My big gay mama bear who eats nothing but memes and hot blonde anime boys for breakfast lunch and dinner."
"My small pansexual child who loves memes and hates god. You do not have to worry anymore, my child. I am your father now."