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Great-aunt through her nephew, Cloudy; they haven't really crossed paths but if they did he'd give her the creeps.
(She's his great aunt, hasn't met........................... yet)
"I've heard... awful things about you, Camas-- or are you Lotus?" Cousin through her father, Bertie.
Cousin; Hm... not enough blood.
"She's my niece, don't know where the fuck she gets her personality from but I've gotta admit it's pretty damn cute, Phoebepaw whines about her siding with Skink-kit."
Kin. Lighter is ma's sibling and probably her bestest friend these days. She doesn't go around calling anyone her bestest friend or anything like that, so I have to take educated guesses on the subject based on what evidence I have.
"One of my many, many, grand-daughters." Step-grand-daughter through his step-daughter, Scorpiongaze.
My step-grandpa. He's really tall! ... You know, come to think of it, I don't know much else about him. I don't think anyone really does, so I guess I can't really consider it a personal failure. And I don't know much about anyone else either...
"She's my cousin and SO annoying. She always sides with her sister even though I'm right!"
Cousin. She was a bully, though it did turn out that she was right that Long had something to do with her getting kidnapped... still... the bullying came first, and the kidnapping thing was more that Cloudy guy's fault... We've been getting along better lately.
"Nephew, he's a lot like his father; in the past that might've pissed me off but... things are different these days."
Kin; My dad's twin! I miss having a twin. I miss Maggot too! They're a FlareClanner, and thankfully, FlareClan's one of the few clans that doesn't absolutely hate us... not that that stops me from interacting with the others, but it does look better.
"The best brother I could ever ask for! I'm not about to pretend we're oodles alike but he's stood by me all this time even though I know he probably thinks I'm a little stupid and a huge softy."
Brother; He's a good guy, we were closer when we were younger though. At least, it feels like it, but it could be bias... We aren't much alike, really. There's a lot of really serious stuff going on, and we aren't really... agreeing.
"Brother; we've been kind of distant. Don't know when that'll change."
Sister; I'm not sure what she's been up to lately, or if she even has been up to anything at all. We trained our apprentices together, and talked recently, about the afterlife things, but... I don't know, what's anyone supposed to do about it?
Kin. They're my brother's kid, and very... err. Rambunctious, as is the other one. Honestly a little too much so, Golden never acted up that much as a child. They're great, of course, but do not jump on Bubble...
Uncle through their father, Goldensequoia.
"Cousin... he let this happen..."
Cousin; Lotus and Camas give me the creeps. I avoid them whenever I can, but that's honestly not as often as I'd like. Their grandmother directs them to do things that no one else would be willing to do, for the sake of... the "greater good."
"My little boy... I miss being close to him."
Mother; she worries too much, we're... fine. I mean, she doesn't really want to know what's going on, and it's not like there's anything we can do. I know she's not a big fan of Venom, but she does want Golden to be happy.
"You-- you didn't have something to do with all that did you? It was Camas and Lotus, right?" Cousin through his mother, Tansyleaf.
Cousin. He's kind of the soft sort, I guess! Always was a bit of a crybaby. He likes a dirty boy though, for whatever reason. Hippy peace bullshit, that's what ended the war. I died for that war, kid, and so did my folks and theirs.
Cousin. What? Why aren't you fluffy?? Uhg, the gene pool is being filthied. They're going to start producing oil soon enough if they haven't already, it's a ScrapClan thing, I think. This is what the fight ended for. Oil.
"Pbbbbbth." Cousin through their father, Goldensequoia.
"She's my cousin or something. She's got a few screws loose, if you ask me, wonder if that has something to do with her fucked-up grandkits."
Cousin. Seems to do things her own way, which is not as efficient as the way I do things. I get stuff done, like, boom, boom, boom, you know what I'm saying? Nothin's gonna get fixed if no one bucks up and gets it done!
"Grandmother, enabler."
Grandson! He's a little nasty, but he's my boy! He's a tough fellow. I've been raising him since his father left him behind with whoever that guy was. He's growing up though. He doesn't spend as much time around as he used to.
"Poor Smokebillow..." Cousin through her father, Bertie.
Cousin. She raised her kids up too soft, but she's also not much of a fighter herself. Wasn't always a BearClanner, heard a rumor that she was out at a, uh, animal congregation. Think like, two-legs, dogs, cows, and birds all together.
"Oh, Kitty, how could you live in a place like that?! I miss you!" Cousin through her father, Beebman.
Cousin. Bibi!! That's my cousin Bibi!!!! Hi Bibi!!!! I mean, Bubble!! We have warrior cat names now, but we can still say our old ones too, probably. Bibble!! Heehee, I just mixed it up there. I'm proud to be a warrior, but I am also still Kitty.
"I never really bought into the whole 'soulmate' thing until I met Kitty. It was love at first sight... she was the first cat to look at me and see something other than my... well, anyways, I'd do anything for her. She's the risk I'd be willing to take over and over again, the cat I can't help but stare at, the-- the love of my life. We have two beautiful children together. I'm so excited to teach her about clan life."
Mate!!! I love Lighter! They are the best, they saved me from the desert AND the two-legs, and even taught me how to be a warrior! We have two kids, also wonderful and perfect, and they look just like us, it's so cool!!!
"Mom! She worries too much!"
My daughter Phoebe!!! Ohmigosh I was so worried about her, but look! She's a grown girl now!! Oh thank goodness. She might seem cranky, but she's got a big heart under all that fluff!! Just like your- oh, she called Lighter 'pipi'!!!
"My sissy, Lauren! Or Lichenbreeze or whatever she's called now. Haven't talked much, or at all, but that'll change soon enough! Probably. She seems pretty busy lately."
Sister. Valena, to my knowledge, is what they call a "stupid motherfucker." Thankfully she doesn't come around these parts all too often, not that I imagine her being too difficult to handle should she happen to find us again.
"Momma's sucha fuddy-duddy, sometimes, but I do miss her when she leaves."
Daughter, but does not remember her. There are approximately seven years of my life unaccounted for. How many steps can someone take in seven years? I was not here the whole time, surely. I do not know what I am.
"Okay, I know I'm going to sound like a broken record here but Marigoldsear's the best big sister a boy could ask for. She's done nothing but support me from day one, as a sibling AND a mentor, I couldn't be more grateful. I love her so much."
Goldensequoia is my little brother, as you can definitely tell. Isn't he just a sweetheart? I named him, trained him, and formally introduced him to his mate. Hurting him will almost certainly get you killed. I'll see to it myself.
Kin; Honey is, without a doubt, one of the most important cats out there. Without going into the political and historic implications, even. Honey is a bit deaf, so they will not hear you unless you do a good job speaking to them.
Aunt through their father, Goldensequoia.
"Marigoldsear's my big sister and an absolute beast, hope I can be like her someday, she and Tansybite were my role models growing up."
My little sister! Smart girl. She is a half-sister, but you can hardly tell, she takes after her father's side much more than her mother's, which is... preferable. There are a lot of nasty little bitches in Tansyleaf's family.
"You finally got what you wanted, Marigoldsear. Congratulations." Formally Tansyleaf's stepdaughter through her failed mateship with Waspwhisper.
She used to be my step-mother. Thankfully, she came to her senses and finally realized that my father is nothing special. Bye-bye. She is hardly any less present as she is the mother of my siblings, but titles are not meaningless.