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She takes a light puff from her cigarette, "Felix? Meh..hes cool nd sincere but sometimes hes too much 'heart over head' yknow? But I cant really hate em for it." she sighs before weakly smiling.
"Oooo! Ems might try and make you think shes this sorta antisocial, pessimistic angel, BUT shes actually really nice and cares for alotta people! Like on my first day here she was the one to help me find my way around!" He happily swings his arms around at the memory.
"Ever since hes came here hes thrown off the balance, but hes a bit too much of a.." She briefly pauses "ignorant 'know it all' since hes came from Heaven." She scoffs "Dont really trust him all too much, could be spyin on us, but its not like hed be able to get back up with those puny wings a his.." She chuckles a bit.
"F-F-Fuh-Fayes one of the b-best ones here! Shes actually really sweet." He smiled, before humming a song.
"The most tolerable one ere, hes a big ole sweetie I cant even hate em.." She smiles, happily humming a tune that Bingo would typically hum.
"That cocky fuck is tha reason why I even keep workin ere." She smirks, her shoulders relaxing "His face a grimace after realizing almost every month that Im bettah than em fills me with pride!" She laughs, very clearly taking pride in Percys misery.
"Oh I hate that bitch, I unno how she does it but she always gets just a *bit* higher rates then me and it pisses me off. I feel like she does it just to spite me." They huff, crossing his arms
"That annoyin good for nothin slacker of a demon is one of my coworkers." She scrunches her nose up at the thought "God if they coulda hired anyone else I woulda been so happy, but they just had to hire this sack of shit."
She thinks for a bit, "Faye? Welll I kinda get the feeling she doesnt like me..I dunno if she does or not though but anyway shes pretty, good at her job, and shes cool! Kinda look up to her..." He smiles.
"Felix? Well hes my closest friend of course! Hes also the best employee at work-underneath me atleast in our department." She says, happily at that. "I love him to pieces, hes such a joy to be around!" She smiles.
"Jazzy!!1 Oh she knows how to make me happy! She might be my favorite boss [and only boss] Ive ever had!!! Not to mention Im glad shes my friend too!!!" He gives a toothy smile!
" 'M glad he helped, otherwise I dont know where I wouldve ended up. Probably the Greed ring begging for money." He chuckles a bit at the thought.
"Oh him?" She crosses her arms, "He came to me with his little 'housing, financial, and work' troubles." Scoffing abit, "Other than that hes been outta my way, should be glad hes a fallen."
"Craig? Yeah hes prettttyyy cool, honestly I dont even remember *how* I met them..." He shrugs a bit but smiles.
His arms wrap around themself as if to give a hug, "OH I JUST LOVE HIM HES SO ADORABLE I STILL CANT BELIEVE SUCH A...PERFECT VESSEL LIKE HIM COULD--COULD EXIST!!!!!" They drool a bit.
He perks up. "Oh! Welllll I mayyyyyyyy have errrrr, made a deal with her and lost so Im supposed to be one of his henchmen or somethin' now???" She sweats, shrugging it off a bit.
"That MOTHERFUCKER!" He cursed, fire bubbling in her eyes. "Shes refused to admit his mistakes! Ive been chasing her for THOUSANDS OF FUCKING YEARS." He hissed, the rant about them went on for hours.
"Them? Oh, yeah.." He trailed off, "Were friends, wouldnt consider them to be close though; kinda just...there?" He says, almost monotone.
"Felix?! Oh fuck yeah! Hes been my closest friend since we were like, kindergarteners!!" They rub the back of their neck, lightly blushing, mumbling something to themselves under their breath...
"Shes pretty c-chill from what Ive seen, kinda short tempered I guess...?" He slightly shrugged, it was clear he almost never hung out with her besides from with Sierra
"Meh..hes pretty weird."
"Oh! Ive actually never really spoken to her. Er, shes pretty nice! I mean..I dunno?" Hes nervous.
She raises an eyebrow, "Him? Oh well, I used to have a crush on him but I got over it. Hes too much of a....how do you put it? People pleaser?" She shrugs it off and laughs at how ridiculous it is.
"Ooooh! Dont get me started on Kel-Bell! We go way back! We bonded over our mutual liking for obsecure torture methods in high school on some bizarre field trip she had to my school! Shes almost still the same as she was back then too, hah!" She smiled.
"OHH MY FAVORITE DEMON EVURR!" She said excitedly, with a toothy smile. "Me n' her are real close! Going all the way back to high school when my class went on a field trip to the lust ring!" She recounts everything happily.
"AHHH BFF!!!" She screams, swinging her tail and arms rapidly around. "SHE HELPED ME WHEN I FIRST WENT TO HELL!!! <33"
"Sierra? SIERRA?! Oh shes my best friend! aswell as..my first friend whos been with me long enough ahah.." She coughs, "I take pride in being so close with her as not many people do,"
"MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER SHE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I HAVE..have a soul again? ARGHHH I LOVE HER!"
"Oh her? Shes overbearing and annoyingly clingy sometimes but I love her, been in a relationship with her couple weeks after we met!"
"Si-Sierra? Shes a bit too outgoing for be it kinda intimidates me. Pretty cool though but she does stress me out at times-"
"Oh, him? Yeah hes my roommate! Hes kinda lame though, have ta break off both my horns to get him to go clubbing with me. Plus hes kinda weird, always gets nervous around me. Honestly dont blame him I *could* rip his face off! Hah!"