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Well, his life be a lot easier if Wolfgang wasn't in it. On the other hand, if left to play out naturally it would also be a lot more boring and he probably couldn't even afford to buy instant ramen. It's technically a ship but not a functional one.
A complete disinterest in sustaining meaningful adult connections leads him to attention seeking behaviours like tormenting his questionably employed broke college-aged secretary. It's technically a ship but not a functional one.