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"Wee-! Thankk youu!"
"Sweet little thang..., c'mere, Su'gah. Lemme warm y'up. The track gets chilly, dont'cha know?"
"OH. MY. GOODIE-GOODIE-GOODNESS! What do you MEAN The Hudsons had a child!? OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT! Wait till I show you ALL the bouncy shrooms in the Gorge..."
"Hehe!! hooray!"
"...Hmph. I really need to come around more often. This track changes too fast."
"bwuh-???"
"Ohhhh~! So THIS is the prince's son~? What a dastardly little critter you are. Between you 'n I, I used to be a jester~! Fun, isn't it? Now be a doll and COME TO ME! KEHEHEHEHE!"
"Ohkay!! Let's play game! Bop bop!!"
bops the shit out of Santi
"Welp. What's a bitch t'do, you've already been born. You. Me. My place. What am I gonna do? Teach ya to cause mayham."
"Kay gramma!! Bop!"
Starts bopping it in the face
"Hehehe!! Arr!"
"BLOOP! Scccurvy cannot wait to see child! Scccurvy loved child, cannot wait to play LOTS of pirate games!"
"Oh! Well, aren't you just the sweetest little thing...- would you like to play with my Rays?"
"Bays?!! Yes, yes!!"
-UGLY DISGUSTING SNOTTY SOBBING-
"MMM-G-HHHHN- SnnnnnnOOOOOOORT- BOOOOOHOOOOOOO-WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Hehe!! Eww! Stooop!"
Starts bopping him in the face
"EW! First other me is old, ugly- AND NOW WAS LAME ENOUGH TO HAVE A KID?"
-Sniff sniff sniff-
"YUCK! RABBIT HIND!"
"Hehe! you're silly lookin!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK. THATS A CHILD. Y'ALL HAD A CHILD? WHAT. HUH. God motherfucking daaaayyyyyyyyymn."
"Guh!!"
"Guhh mouufuckking dyyaaum!!"
"Ahh.., they grow up so fast. It's like yesterday I watched those two plowin' through City Hall. Where did the years go...? Even so..., nice to meet'cha, brat...~"
chews on wrench
Oh, come now, you'll say yes soon enough~!
"Absolutely not. Not in a million years. NOT EVEN if I was gagging on a poison mushroom."
I-I can't.... even if I returned, you'd still lose a captain..-
"Captain. Please. Don't do this to us."
"Theres almost something...- peculiar about the aura you carry...- like I've danced with it for an eternity. H-hello...-! Er..., I'm your track Captain...!"
oh..! o-oh....-
h-ello..!
"You're from StarRoad..., right? Do you think you'd be willing to send them my wish...? I just want to explore the surface in peace."
of course..! i'll do what i can!