grabs a laser gun that makes you really really really small and then i go aaawwwww aaaaaaaawwww and i hold you in my hands and you do a little dance like glep from smiling friends and then you make me smile and you smile and everybody in the world smiles and the day gets turned into a holiday called the Lee Smiling Day were everybody celebrates lee (you're still small forever though)
jumps around jumps around bc im like yayy yayyy lee smiling day has a big fat fucking smile on my face and then everything is fine until one day i try to go to the peanut convention where they sell every single type of exotic peanut and im just enjoying myself but then they think im a peanut and they sweep me up into the peanut condensing machine and then i genuinely fucking die and go to hell
starts rubbing your forehead until it produces electricity and it becomes so powerful it starts attracting things but the only thing it attracts is booger and doodoo feces and homosexuality and you turn into the #MegaGayDooDooBooger monster and scare literally everyone and everyone poops themselves and there's no more people and the world is gone the end
what if i just took your life? rubs foreheads with you and then it transfers and then you are also cursed with megagaydoodoobooger and now we're both gigantic balls of feces together and because you are the same as me you survive and we end up being the last beings on earth and live our life rolling around together as gay megadgaydoodooboogers like in katamari #fart #poop #doodoosoninstagram
contributes to the booger and turns it into a booger meteor and it hits you straight in the cranium so now you have a booger shaped crater in your big glistening forehead
says awww and walks around because now i have a big booger shaped crater. but then i grab you and put you in my crater and it's so deep that you can't really escape out of the sides so now i just hold you in there and stuff and walk around and throw some dumplings and dim-sum (those who know) up there sometimes so you survive and then we coexist together like a symbiotic relationship
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grabs a laser gun that makes you really really really small and then i go aaawwwww aaaaaaaawwww and i hold you in my hands and you do a little dance like glep from smiling friends and then you make me smile and you smile and everybody in the world smiles and the day gets turned into a holiday called the Lee Smiling Day were everybody celebrates lee (you're still small forever though)
6 months, 21 days ago
jumps around jumps around bc im like yayy yayyy lee smiling day has a big fat fucking smile on my face and then everything is fine until one day i try to go to the peanut convention where they sell every single type of exotic peanut and im just enjoying myself but then they think im a peanut and they sweep me up into the peanut condensing machine and then i genuinely fucking die and go to hell
6 months, 21 days ago
starts rubbing your forehead until it produces electricity and it becomes so powerful it starts attracting things but the only thing it attracts is booger and doodoo feces and homosexuality and you turn into the #MegaGayDooDooBooger monster and scare literally everyone and everyone poops themselves and there's no more people and the world is gone the end
6 months, 21 days ago
what if i just took your life? rubs foreheads with you and then it transfers and then you are also cursed with megagaydoodoobooger and now we're both gigantic balls of feces together and because you are the same as me you survive and we end up being the last beings on earth and live our life rolling around together as gay megadgaydoodooboogers like in katamari #fart #poop #doodoosoninstagram
6 months, 21 days ago
contributes to the booger and turns it into a booger meteor and it hits you straight in the cranium so now you have a booger shaped crater in your big glistening forehead
6 months, 21 days ago
says awww and walks around because now i have a big booger shaped crater. but then i grab you and put you in my crater and it's so deep that you can't really escape out of the sides so now i just hold you in there and stuff and walk around and throw some dumplings and dim-sum (those who know) up there sometimes so you survive and then we coexist together like a symbiotic relationship
6 months, 21 days ago
flicks a giant booger your way
6 months, 21 days ago
dodges it but narrowly so the booger juice gets on my fake gucci slides a little bit and then i scream trying to clean them
6 months, 21 days ago