vanguardalx's Profile Comments


Hi I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's you're game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you

Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see my campfire willy

Oh oh, oh hi there
Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh, oh hi there
Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh oh, oh hi there
Let's go camping, let me touch ya
Oh oh, oh hi there
Ha ha, I tied you up

Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fist, and a skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain coca cola
Gonna send you back right of detention
Pay attention to my dicks ascension
16 bits of dogey tension

You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh ooh, ooooh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh ooh, ooooh
You're my ecstasy

Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi

Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, hahaha, just kidding

Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi

Rats, you got away
Guess I'll die

P E E

i fucking hate you

You love me really uwu

maybe so

Maybe? Q-Q

:3

wheres the gun alex. wheres maries gun

she's holding it to my head egg please help me she's gonna k

oH GOD OH FUCKALEX IS DEAD OH SHTI

hOLy— https://toyhou.se/1470157.skype is super cute???? Would you happen to take trades or something on em :000

no, im sorry. characters in that folder are not for trade or sale.

My bad sorry! ;w; !!

i left a year ago and people on scratch are still asking me for free art im losing my mind

i came here to play nintendogs and have a good time but now I'm crying over danganronpa because that stupid fucking song

I BROKE MY FUCKING TOE AGAIN IM GONNA CUT MY FEET OFF> IM NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FEET ANYMORE FEET REVOKED

IM YELLING TYSM FOR THE GIFT AAAAA <33 CRIES

AKINATOR GOT FUCKING PERCEDAL RIGHT AND I AM CRYING I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO BEAT THAT BITCH 

pretty damn sure one of my friends blocked me for no fucking reason out of nowhere without at least telling me she'd done that haha radical   

im gonna watch FUCKING shimoneta and it's going to be great 

i think its really funny how little kids on scratch still dont understand that I Am Already Gone

they just. keep commmenting for me to come back

bitch im out sorry fjkVHJDGDG

damn what if im a scene kid......

roy purdy might be my favorite person in the world

CONVENTION IN TWO HOURS WHAT THE SHIT

IM THE NURSE
ME

FUCK ART

i only have a few days to come up with a character and make a costume for astl im gonna die! yea 

i found this comment on ur old pusher meme and im scremaing


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i think they thought the characters name was Halle shdbsjdbfh 

im sobbinh

elely's season three english voice actor sang this and i'm losing my FUCKING mind 

maybe this is mean but i can't deal with people who speak/type like they're a fuckin cottonball or something

please type normally i cant understand you when you put a space and/or a comma between every letter 

what the fuck is wrong with me

i strive to be the best thing that ever came out of this town but it's hard with that track girl out there getting medals and me still sitting on my bed crying for at least 2 hours almost every day

landr sounds kinda cool i guess

i just imagined junko singing bitch better have my money for no goddamn reason but im happy i did that 


I fuckin love electric angel what the fuck

safesearch: on

porn: there

me: okay

i want girlfrien. d

or b oyfriend i dont fucking care just h

@ tumblr: fucking stop recommending me bts shit i do not fucking care

R U D E

ljnksljnmjilvhbfbniyb asnoaj  auew giawetvuwtwn  uh-huh yea.

f2u_pixel_sprout_by_coywolfy-dbcv8x8.gifyow!! tysm for the follow!!f2u_pixel_sprout_by_coywolfy-dbcv8x8.gif

ok but if junko and mukuro are sisters why are their last names different they're not married to anyone it makes no sense

hm! mayb i should stop staying up until 2 am

sAme

mmmm i watched just the dancing snake scene from sahara and the animation was v niceee

yea!! the art and animation in that movie is really good

a lot of people don't seem to like the movie, but i do

i haven't watched it yet but it doesn't seem too bad 

SCREAMS AT UR DR ART AAAAAAA I LOV IT

tTHANK YOU

fdgjhskfksgnjf!!!!!

why are 80% of anime girls attractive this is a crime

egg's trying to cut off my hair

oh

c r i e s

virgin-killers evoke such strong emotions in me

W H A T

wait do you know what those are

no thats why im confused and honestly a but terrifie d-

its a type of sweater

what the fujk


can i go die now bye jumps off a cliff

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help i cant sleep 

how do i help

i doNT KNOW

heck

shrieks in ur ear

oh

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theres fucking ddlc asmr in my youtube recommended and im so scared

first question: why is it there

second, larger question: why am i listening to it please send help

HONESTLY ME WHEN BTS ASMR CAME IN MY RECOMMENDED 

i can successfully cosplay as a version of percedal w/ more clothes on now


i need to find a ginger wig though

AJXNXJSNCJS SSCREAMS

im dying my hair copper next so that might work better actually :'))

zjxjchsnfjdhc 

i cant wai T

hi ive been watching more wakfu and it bLEW MY FUCKING MIND JEEZ

heheh

which episode did you get to?

season 2 episode 6

oh damn lmao

so you passed s1 ep25 already huh

yes

my mum thought he actually died and i was like nope nope he cant he wont have 

something will happen


:'))

I cried for an hour after I watched it the first time I was so done

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today's mood is having a heated argument in school about who is best girl

fucking monikammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

omg is your icon,, sayori---

yes

i still havent finished jack play that game yet oops 

i was on like,, the last half an hour

I watched mark play it, I'm not done either

its freaky 

i honestly feel like no one in the game should be trusted other than sayori

:'))



though it isnt even really their fault 



screAms

yea sayori is an angel 

but that game had me fucked up last night for real

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hii

hi

how are you

im ok, hru

good i guess

sooo what are you up to ?

looking through old shit to find my characters and putting them on here

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SCREAMS REMEMBER THAT ONE CONVERSTION WE HAD 

ABT SPLASH N BANI AND

SO BB LISTEN TO THIS https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/147792182/

mood: wanting to actually throw my television because I hate cleophee that much

yea sex is cool but have you tried just fucking yourself

IM CRYINGH WHAT

henlo

hi

you alright ?

yea

hII

hey

how are you

ok

you sure ?

yea

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sCREECHES TYSM FOR THE DRAWING III

np

hiyaa

hi

how are you

im good, hru

im ok

making an ota ;w;

nice

im doing pixel art

its snowing sdghasfkisfgbwfahryagabh

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hhi

hey

you ok ?

no I'm stressed as shit because I have one day to finish four projects

pats// you should probably start on those ;;

I've been fucking working on them non stop since Friday night

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AJAKBJBJDF

IM CRYING I CALLED YOU SENPAI 

NXJDHAUHCISJWIH

ok hi how are you 

I'm ok hru

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mm remember the spic y dog of wisdom meme

 i was gonna redo it but i haven't yet 

*huffs* i finished... wakfu season 2 

sfhvyfrfvdgbbn nice

you gonna watch the special eps now?

owo???? whats this???

hihi

hey

hiya :o

how are you ??

I'm ok 

hru

im ok !! i had life drawing today but the model didn't come in thANK GOD--

oh

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IM SCREAMING THE DRAWING IS SO GIOODMFBJKHDFKUDFAFJAISFJ

aa ty!

do you mind if i post it on tumblr? hasfujasfb

jyasghg of course i dont mind !! :oo go ahead !!

hiya !! 

the stream was really fun, ty ;v;;

aa hi !

how are you ?? :oo

I'm ok, how are you ?

im okay, im just gonna eat something so b s


also i just finished peeling garlic cloves






it was g r o ss 

oh jeez

I haven't gotten out of bed yet lmao

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sex

m o m

c h i l d

sex

c o o k i e m o m

u wicked fam

aa hi

pokes u

pokes u back

pokes aggressively

sscream

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skie? ;v;

hhoney im sorry

it no kinky stop

daddy

NNN O

skii x timber tower

he stole her frm me :'(((

But I'm yours though

//CHOKES

N o