What the hell, it's not the first of the month. What am I doing here. And what's that sound-- 

Ahh!!! It's a bat in my update!! And I think it bit me...

It's that fateful time of the year. Art Fight time. Themes got announced, and boy am I fucking stoked about it. You have no idea how pissed I was when I saw the other options for the theme this year. Fucking. "Stars vs. Nebulae"? You want to have "Baby vs. Nursery" next?? But, fortunately, the masses came to their senses and instead decided to pit the goths against the furries, which will either end in a battle to the death or an event so intimate that I wouldn't dare describe it in words lest I become too flustered to finish this Toyhouse bulletin.

The decision was difficult for me. Sure, I'm a fan of the obvious appeal of large wolf people with soft, warm fur and massive claws. But I'm also an overgrown emo kid with an iron deficiency. In the end, I decided that vampirism is a little more my thing, but if there are any transgender werewolf women reading this, my Discord DMs are open.

A bunch of my character profiles are still works in progress, but you can sort through whatever I do already have up over here.

(Keep in mind, my name on ArtFight this year is Voskhod. Not Hubble, and not Soyuz as it has been previously!)

And if you want me to draw stuff for you, consider filling out my hitlist! It's a good way for me to find active artists with characters I may be interested in.

If you'll be joining in this year, have an awesome fight! If not, I'm not sure why you've read this far, but have a sexy July nonetheless.