445 dabloons and my left ankle

43 pieces of sugar free mentos pure fresh mint gum with green tea extract that was supposed to be for a science project but we bought the wrong kind, a few cans of coke also for my science project, my sister’s soul, (you can have the body or whatever too if you want) and a chewed up really stubby pencil from 2018 I dug up from the bottom of my back back from then :]

Can deliver via the portal to the isles

Probably -7 minutes to ship

Kk going to be so mad at me because of the science project stuff but she deserves it she offered my soul like wth bro

Barbar's Soul

I offer my younger brother and my cactus from the desk, plus some catnip because it's in the cactus pot. Immediate delivery because bro can teleport

I offer my soul, a packet of ramen, and a cheesestick. Can deliver with 1 day shipping through magic tubes!