filled out this survey instead of studying for my chemistry quiz. pray for me guys. also i stole this from swiffer... sorry its like three days late i think i had a fever or something or maybe it was the chemicals i inhaled on tuesday by having the fume sash up. much to consider.

Have a Crush? 

  i haven't had a crush in like. holy shit. sixx years (?)

Favorite Candy? 

  can't get enough of these stupidly expensive bastards

Favorite Love Songs? 

  wildfire | valley girl | rivals | bad love | do it 2 me | never be mine | danger to myself | room for you | thunder | bowerbird | messengers 

Orientation? 

  fairly certain i'm cishet sorry guys

Poems or Love Letters? 

  oh, poems, 110%. i adore writing poetry and i love reading it, it's so fun -- my favorite poet is pablo neruda!

Favorite Fanfic Trope(s)? 

  soulmates, slow burn, secret relationships, 'outsider' perspective, a basic understanding of grammar.

Ever Been in Love? 

  doubt it.

Favorite Milkshake Flavor?

  funny story about my tastebuds, they're super wacked out.

Dinner Dates or Brunch Dates?

  if you try to take me to any restaurant, let alone for the worst two meals ever invented, i will maul you.

Favorite Flower?

  snowdrops! they're the first flower of spring. tiger lilies are my mother's favorite.

Favorite Perfume?

  my sense of smell is also wacked out.

Favorite Candle Scent?

  see above.

What's Your Ideal First Date? 

  i don't date.

Favorite Love Story?

  whatever the characters in my head have going on.

Most Attractive Thing a Person Could Wear?

  'attractiveness' is defined by the person you're trying to attract, so there's no universal answer to this. a good, strong sense of fashion and good hygiene standards are pretty acceptable across the board though. 

Chocolate, Vanilla, or Red Velvet?

  vanilla hands down.

Snow, Rain, or Sun?

  thunderstorms <3 the sun startles me

Favorite Dating Sim? Favorite Character in it? 

  slay the princess, the beast.

Dream Wedding? 

  i'm not interested in getting married.

What Makes You Blush?

  fever. lol. also fanfiction i guess sometimes but it's mostly secondhand embarrassment. 

Believe in Love at First Sight?

  'love' is a complex phenomenon and mostly describes a bond between two people, so it would be impossible to form within seconds. you can be strongly attracted very instantaneously though, and there's no reason that couldn't lead to a good relationship.

Do You Believe in Soulmates?

  i'm the least religious / spiritual person possible.

Denim Jackets, Leather Jackets, or Bomber Jackets?

  i love bomber jackets.

Star Sign?

  sagittarius.

You Single?

  yes and thank fucking god am i right? who has the time...

Do you Prefer to Charm or Be Charmed?

  do not look at me.

Guitar or Piano?

  they both have their strengths and weaknesses. not sure which one would win in a cage fight.

Favorite RomCom / Romantic Movie?

  i don't watch these but i bet my mother could recommend you 2000 identical hallmark couples.

Valentine's Decorations?

  despite my lackluster enthusiasm in these responses, valentine's is actually my favorite holiday although that's entirely aesthetically based. i like most valentine's decorations, although i will say that red and pink next to each other make me want to tear my hair out 95% of the time. keep it to just pink and you're golden.

Cloudgazing or Stargazing?

  stargazing; cloudgazing is boring whereas i usually have at least one coworker who knows something about stars when we drag the campers out to complete stuff for their pins or whatever.

Like to Dance?

  in theory strongly yes. in practice, never in front of people but i'll do random ballet moves i half-remember when i'm alone on occasion. i like movement. 

OTP?

  these idiots changed my brain chemistry age 11

Kittens or Puppies?

  kittens ( <-- allergic to cats and stupid ). 

Coffee, Hot Chocolate, or Tea?

  fun story about my taste buds! before my sense of taste was zombified, out of these three i'd only drink hot chocolate.

Favorite Soda?

  i've actually always hated soda, although i will refer readers to previous statements vis a vis sense of taste.

Gazing Wistfully Out the Window or Lying Dramatically Over the Sofa?

  staring out the window. i have the nosiness of your average poorly-trained toy breed.

Favorite ABBA Song?

  lay all your love on me. sorry its basic; i'm not a huge abba guy... (not as in i don't like them, as in i'm not hipster-pretentious about them, so i don't try to know everything abt them or have a sufficiently indie favorite song of theirs etc) 

Fuck / Marry / Kill?

  guys you have to like put people in these you can't just ask this with no context!

Favorite Pajamas?

  i don't wear clothes to bed. for some reason this surprises people? even when i do wear clothes to bed they're just. my regular ones. i don't understand the pajama thing. 

Think About Love a Lot?

  yeah the fools in my head are having dramatic romantic tragedies all the time

Walk in the Park or a Walk on the Beach?

  i'm flabbergasted. a this or that question where i actually really strongly like both answers? i guess i'd have to go with beach here because this is probably referring to like, a playground type of park, but if this means middle of the woods oourgh i don't think i could make a good faith choice here sorry...

Hand Kisses or Nose Kisses?

  did you know that humans have so much bacteria in our mouths that it's actually a fairly high infection risk if you get bit by a person?

Dream House?

  um one that has the necessities to live and i have my own room and i can afford it. i don't have super high standards.

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if you want opinions on love from someone a bit more obsessive about favorable towards it, i will plug mission 205 again -- which is my creative writing project that updates daily, constructed as a series of in-character diary entries mission logs! it's over halfway published, lots to read if you need something mildly entertaining to get you through the day <3

here's some songs you can listen to while you read it if you want?