Me and my friends like coming up with stupidity like this shit, if you like these, feel free to share YOUR stupid things your characters have said with me

"Any crystal can ward off negativity if you throw it hard enough" - Indrid

"I'm so manly that even my girlfriend has balls" - Archer

"Guys please stop fighting, you have to live laugh love instead" - Harlow

"Alcoholics don't run in my family. They drive" - Alik

(Drug talk for this one) "Jake, we're 19 now, we aren't Meth dealers anymore. We're Methamphetamine distributors." - Adam

"My lips hurt, can you kiss them better?" - Tex

"If you need me I'll be in the shower. Taking a shower. Actually please don't need me, leave me alone." - Anko