everyone be like > april fools bulletin. you know who the fool is. me. i am the fool. uni projects are scratching at my face. IM SO SLEEPY!!!!! there is no time for whimsy. there is only time for having casual 5-hour dates with my IDE.

anyway i did some cool things. perhaps in a time lacking whimsy i am being whimsical in my own ways. i think people should casually share their thoughts more. like damn im a person on a rock in the middle of space. the fucking horrors....

> i am moving. i have said this like 400 million times. our closing date moved up so im like FUCK. I MUST PACK FASTER. i like putting my belongings into boxes tho. it has been a multi-week endeavor and i have nearly broken like 4 things already because i am CLUMSY. i just wanna get situated in my house already im like AEEEUGGHG. (i hate the unpacking part of moving) (like why do i have so much shit) (cue throwing half of what i packed away lest i become itchy). but my house is cute and once i am there i will totally be gardening. i love... growing tomatoes.

> alcohol. i normally drink wine as i am inclined to very sweet things. but me and le bf decided to go to a different store that had a gigantic ass selection of stuff. and we got a 6 pack of random ass alcoholic beverages. i do not like beer because it is a bit like sucking on a piece of wood to me. so i went with some funny little vodka drink. anyway i think its fucked up that it didnt taste like alcohol at all. like yes ABV is a thing but the way that shit gets masked with an atom of fruit is frightening. i am a chronic lightweight too so after a bit i was like. damn i am fucking cooked lets program!!! 11/10. i havent tried the rest i literally dont even know what i got i just saw FUNNY AND COOL LABEL -> ok ill try it.

> related to going to a new grocery store (me and le bf are meijerpilled) my bf insisted i try these. magic milk straws. he has spoken about them fondly as he had them when he was a kid. and i was like ok. i like milk. i will entertain your silly straw of flavor. went for banana choco. shit was pretty ok. i like banana milk so this is a win in my book.

> once uni stops clapping my fuckin cheeks i gotta get back on learning french. this is so real. or just any language tbh. all i do in my free time is like. PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND HANG OUT W MY FRIENDS N DRAW i need some fucking variety... i need my enrichment.

> honestly now that i think about it i have been cooking a bit art wise. i had a big ass artblock for a minute (which hardly happens to me?) and i just. STOPPED DRAWING. it was weird i was like. this is the fucking end bro. this is the end of my art era. and no <3 my derangement has come back worse than before as normal. i even cooked up some sen batista like bro that does NOT happen often. (shoutout to those who survived my sen batista era imso sorry....)

> drawabox. i did that for a few days. it was fun honestly. another thing i should theoretically get back into. but if it isnt already evident there are a bunch of things pingponging against the walls of my skull at any given moment. i do want to draw like. a single background in my lifetime thouhg. i cannot be damned to 'guy in the void' forever.....

thats it thats my april fools bulletin of actual content. there is no jebaiting here. no 'i am leaving forever slash j', no. you are stuck with me. observe my fucking whimsy. thank you.

POLL FOR FUN. CHICKEN IS VERSATILE IN MY OPINION. PROBABLY PRETTY HIGH UP THERE. beef hurts my tummy tho