[Protag & Kim walking along canal]
Caspian: *sticks head out of water*
Kim: *startled; immediately kicks him in the face*
Caspian: As much as I like being kicked in the face by attractive women, hard pass.
Kim: *kicks again*
Caspian: (unimpressed) Do you want to be dragged under?
Kim: *has climbed the nearest building before he finishes speaking*
[Alt:]
Caspian: *Smirks and grabs her foot* Bad. Move. *pulls her under*
Kim: *screeches can be heard half a kilometer away*

[misc]
Caspian: So, what are you, some sort of Disney Princess?
Nicholas: Excuse you, I'm a Disney Prince.
Caspian: Nah, definitely a princess.
Nicholas: ...
Nicholas: I'll be a princess for you, handsome~ *bats eyelashes*
Caspian: *speeches; fiddles with stiletto and gapes*
Kim: So, does that make Cas the frog prince?

[Protag brings Caspian to meet Nicholas for the first time]
Nicholas: What are you doing?! You brought a mutant here?? They're so... filthy! They're crimes against nature; living beings were never supposed to evolve that way!
Caspian: *throws stomach up onto the floor just because*
Nicholas: ...!!!
Kim: Ew, get that off the floor. That's filthy.
Caspian: Isn't there some sort of clean floor rule that you can eat off it?
Kim: You ever hear of bleach? There's no way they don't bleach the floors.
Nicholas: *turns white and leaves the room*
Caspian: Bleach is... a chemical? Oh. *tucks stomach back into place*