Welcome to Byrdie's top tip corner, where we show you top tips, but not tip tops. Here are some top tips:

1. the top tip below is false.

2. the top tip above is true.

3. If you can't summon magic directly from your third eye, storebought is fine.

4. I am a god.

5. Your heart will stop beating someday, at some time, for some reason. Someone else probably knows when, but they won't tell you.

6. Chill.