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my friend told me he had a dream where he somehow accidentally invited alexander hamilton's ghost to his house and all he did was follow him around and occasionally judge him and he eventually got tired of him so he called an exorcist.. but the exorcist was thomas jefferson's ghost (???) so they just engaged in a fight in the dining room

????????

last night i dreamt that we were yelling "shut" at each other and then my dad appeared so we yelled "shut" at him

not so far from reality this time-

that's nice


i recently had a dream where people were mass-producing toucan soft mounts

and i just really wanted oneĀ 

and nobody even questioned how exactly they were "mass-producing" them since soft mounting is a type of taxidermy, meaning they have to use real toucans

..????

oh god-

i once dreamt that some kid stole my clothes (??) so i somehow made a bikini (like, with sewing) and nobody seemed to notice that i was walking around in a homemade bikini

and it was a cold day but i wasn't cold????

wtf..??

my friend told me he had a similar dream where he was naked and couldn't put on clothing for some reason so he was just walking around naked and nobody even seemed to notice.. like.. he went to school naked and nobody even seemed to care

when i was 7 i had a dream that there was a world where you weren't allowed to wear clothes except for in one shopping center but i didn't know you had to wear clothes at the shopping center so i went shopping naked and then i looked around and realized i'd made a mistake-

(then a monster ate me but that's another story)

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