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one time in 5th grade i had a dream where i was at a movie theatre but i don't even think we were seeing a movieĀ 

all i remember is that we were in the arcade playing games and then that dumbass kid pulled the fire alarm and his mom yelled at him and then the movie theatre turned into green slime

..??

i once had a dream that in science at school we stuck stuff into a watermelon and then it exploded and destroyed the entire school????

i'm.. how???


i love how in dreams you don't even question reality at allĀ 

like


you could be running away from giant bananas and the only thing on your mind is "dammit i gotta find a blender"

yeah i-

i once had a dream where my friend teleported me and her to a universe where everything was made of felt????

wtf?


i once had a dream where i was at an arcade and i was skateboarding and somehow i was pregnant??


i don't even..

????????