Ummm.... Are you serious? Are you unintelligent? Are you stupid? Are you a fool? Are you a nincompoop? Are you zonked out?
Why the Ancient Egyptians Really Suck
Despite their notoriety for having invented various practices and mechanisms commonly used today, the Ancient Egyptian civilization actually sucks a lot. The Ancient Egyptians suck because they purposely chose to live in a desert, built useless pyramids, and their civilization ultimately fell.
First, of all the areas of the world for them to live in, the Ancient Egyptians chose to live in a desert. They chose to live by the Nile, the flooding of which could be predicted using the stars. Through this the Ancient Egyptians were capable of farming in the most efficient manner- intelligence and technique wasted all just for them to live in a desert. If they lived anywhere else, they would not have had to put so much work into predicting when water would flood their crops. So much intelligence wasted on "farming" when it could have been used to create the earliest prototypes of Super Snaker 2, which was only released in 1996- try harder, Egyptians!
Second, the Ancient Egyptians chose to waste all of their manpower on pyramids. These pyramids were thought to be the living spaces of their deceased kings, and by filling them with precious jewelry and furniture they could ensure their rulers comforts in the afterlife. This was a huge waste of time as everyone knows people don't actually live in pyramids, they live in houses. Today's engineers are still baffled by the speed at which the Ancient Egyptians were able to create structures of such size, meaning that they focused in on enormous amounts of manpower. Imagine if that manpower went towards anything else- fast food, video games, Super Snaker 2- imagine what the world could have NOW if Super Snaker 2 was developed by the Ancient Egyptians! Perhaps if they got their priorities straight, we could be playing Super Snaker 7000 Deluxe! But we aren't! Bad choice, Egyptians!
Lastly, the Ancient Egyptian civilization ultimately fell. Most empires and civilizations fall eventually- just think of Rome- but the Ancient Egyptian civilization lasted extremely long. What a bunch of wasted time! Despite their civilization lasting so long and so healthily, what did they really accomplish? Surgeries? Modern medicine? Astronomy? Math? Pah! Where's Super Snaker 7000 Deluxe, Ancient Eygptians? Huh? What's that? You never made it? Exactly! All they did was farm all day and build useless giant structures. They should have made useful giant structures like a statue of Snaker from Super Snaker 2. But they didn't.
As a result of the Ancient Egyptians' blatant failures, the world is broken and horrible. Without Super Snaker 7000 Deluxe to unite us, we constantly fight online and in real life in things like wars and fighting and stuff (I don't do those so I don't know much about them but I hear you can get a bloody nose which is REAL bad). Therefore, one can safely conclude that the Ancient Egyptians really did SUCK.
Resources Cited:
Dungus, Franklin. Amazingness of the Ancient Egyptians, 2004.
LOL!!!!!!!!! maybe try writing less becasue i didnt READ ANY OF IT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are just a HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! you should rethink your choices wisely or else...... my eyes turn red and dark aura surrounds me
W-what? A shadow person, here? I cannot believe it, a real shadow person! This is my time to shine- I have trained all my life to fight the evil Shadow Men to stop their dark powers from ruining this world! *I brandish my Light Blade, it immunes to all shadow and dark aura powers, and slices through you to the outside of the part where i started stabbing it into you, going through you fully like a train through a tunnel. * Heh.... What'd you think of that? Oh wait, you're dead! Ahaha! *I am really cool and a white light surrounds me and you can't enter it because you are a dark shadow man*
Jaystripes
Ummm.... Are you serious? Are you unintelligent? Are you stupid? Are you a fool? Are you a nincompoop? Are you zonked out?
Why the Ancient Egyptians Really Suck
Despite their notoriety for having invented various practices and mechanisms commonly used today, the Ancient Egyptian civilization actually sucks a lot. The Ancient Egyptians suck because they purposely chose to live in a desert, built useless pyramids, and their civilization ultimately fell.
First, of all the areas of the world for them to live in, the Ancient Egyptians chose to live in a desert. They chose to live by the Nile, the flooding of which could be predicted using the stars. Through this the Ancient Egyptians were capable of farming in the most efficient manner- intelligence and technique wasted all just for them to live in a desert. If they lived anywhere else, they would not have had to put so much work into predicting when water would flood their crops. So much intelligence wasted on "farming" when it could have been used to create the earliest prototypes of Super Snaker 2, which was only released in 1996- try harder, Egyptians!
Second, the Ancient Egyptians chose to waste all of their manpower on pyramids. These pyramids were thought to be the living spaces of their deceased kings, and by filling them with precious jewelry and furniture they could ensure their rulers comforts in the afterlife. This was a huge waste of time as everyone knows people don't actually live in pyramids, they live in houses. Today's engineers are still baffled by the speed at which the Ancient Egyptians were able to create structures of such size, meaning that they focused in on enormous amounts of manpower. Imagine if that manpower went towards anything else- fast food, video games, Super Snaker 2- imagine what the world could have NOW if Super Snaker 2 was developed by the Ancient Egyptians! Perhaps if they got their priorities straight, we could be playing Super Snaker 7000 Deluxe! But we aren't! Bad choice, Egyptians!
Lastly, the Ancient Egyptian civilization ultimately fell. Most empires and civilizations fall eventually- just think of Rome- but the Ancient Egyptian civilization lasted extremely long. What a bunch of wasted time! Despite their civilization lasting so long and so healthily, what did they really accomplish? Surgeries? Modern medicine? Astronomy? Math? Pah! Where's Super Snaker 7000 Deluxe, Ancient Eygptians? Huh? What's that? You never made it? Exactly! All they did was farm all day and build useless giant structures. They should have made useful giant structures like a statue of Snaker from Super Snaker 2. But they didn't.
As a result of the Ancient Egyptians' blatant failures, the world is broken and horrible. Without Super Snaker 7000 Deluxe to unite us, we constantly fight online and in real life in things like wars and fighting and stuff (I don't do those so I don't know much about them but I hear you can get a bloody nose which is REAL bad). Therefore, one can safely conclude that the Ancient Egyptians really did SUCK.
Resources Cited:
Dungus, Franklin. Amazingness of the Ancient Egyptians, 2004.
2 years, 3 months ago
LOL!!!!!!!!! maybe try writing less becasue i didnt READ ANY OF IT.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are just a HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! you should rethink your choices wisely or else...... my eyes turn red and dark aura surrounds me
2 years, 3 months ago
W-what? A shadow person, here? I cannot believe it, a real shadow person! This is my time to shine- I have trained all my life to fight the evil Shadow Men to stop their dark powers from ruining this world! *I brandish my Light Blade, it immunes to all shadow and dark aura powers, and slices through you to the outside of the part where i started stabbing it into you, going through you fully like a train through a tunnel. * Heh.... What'd you think of that? Oh wait, you're dead! Ahaha! *I am really cool and a white light surrounds me and you can't enter it because you are a dark shadow man*
2 years, 3 months ago