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Did you at some point in your life aspire to be toast, or was the way of being waterlogged always your true calling?

I am nothing like the human desert named ~toast~. I am a powerful entity with mythical water powers. Do not compare me to your poorly nutritional food, vessel of flesh

Alrighty then. Water it is.

So you and seagulls.... how does that work out for you, bread friend?

Yes, water. The glorious, POWERFUL water. As a water elemental, I can assure you our powers are DEVASTATING. nothing can st... What about seagulls. I do not work with lesser beings, much less beings of flight. d i s g u s t i n g