Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you

Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see my campfire willy

Oh, oh, oh, hi there

Welcome to my hooker palace

Oh, oh, oh, hi there

Please don't leave, I have no friends

Oh, oh, oh, hi there

Let's go camping, let me touch ya

Oh, oh, oh, hi there

Haha, I tied you up

Every boy and girl come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fists and a skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain coca cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
16 bits of dodgy tension

You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master

O-oooooooooooo

I'm gonna make you scared of me

O-oooooooooooo

You're my ecstasy

Bitch

Running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like
Fuck you, Baldi

Bitch

Running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like
Fuck you, Baldi

Bitch

Running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like
Fuck you, Baldi

Bitch

Running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like
Fuck you, Baldi

Don't eat ass

In the halls

Don't eat ass

In the halls

Don't eat ass

In the halls

Don't eat ass

Hahaha, just kidding

Bitch

Running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like
Fuck you, Baldi

Bitch

Running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like
Fuck you, Baldi

Bitch

Running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like
Fuck you, Baldi

Bitch

Running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like
Fuck you, Baldi

('Rats, you got away

Guess I'll die)