I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker.
He pissed on my fucking wife.
He took his
and he pissed on my
FUCKING
WIFE,
and he said his dick was
and I said that's disgusting.
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com:
Shadow the Hedgehog,
you got a
SMALL DICK.
It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
And guess what?
Here's what my DONG looks like.
That's right, baby.
Tall points,
no quills,
no pillows,
look at that, it looks like
TWO BALLS
and a
BONG.
He fucked my wife, so guess what?
I'm gonna fuck the earth.
That's right, this is what you GET! My
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.
I'm gonna go higher.
I'm pissing on the
How do you like that, OBAMA?
I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the
PISS DRRRROPLLLLLETS
hit the fucking earth,
now get out of my fucking sight
before I piss on you too!
JustaDucQ
I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker.
He pissed on my fucking wife.
That's right.
He took his
HEDGEHOG
fuckin'
quilly
DICK
out
and he pissed on my
FUCKING
WIFE,
and he said his dick was
THIS BIG,
and I said that's disgusting.
So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com:
Shadow the Hedgehog,
you got a
SMALL DICK.
It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
And guess what?
Here's what my DONG looks like.
*BWOOOSHSHSHSHSH*
That's right, baby.
Tall points,
no quills,
no pillows,
look at that, it looks like
TWO BALLS
and a
BONG.
He fucked my wife, so guess what?
I'm gonna fuck the earth.
That's right, this is what you GET! My
SUPER
LASER
PISS!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth.
I'm gonna go higher.
I'm pissing on the
MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
How do you like that, OBAMA?
I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the
PISS DRRRROPLLLLLETS
hit the fucking earth,
now get out of my fucking sight
before I piss on you too!
6 months, 14 days ago