WELL AS THE NEW FATHER OF THE HOUSEHOLD I’M SURE I CAN CHEER HER UP! WHY DON’T I TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY CATCH! 😃 *does fatherly things*
UGUHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD, YOU ARENT EVEN MY REAL DAD, I AM NOT YOUR SON 🖕🖕🖕🖕 *Slams the door louder than intended 😰*
*gets out my hunting rifle*
WAIT NONONO DAD I DIDNT MEAN IT PLEASE IM YOUR SON RIGHT IM YOUR SON 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BOY ☺️
Yes, see, ehehehhehe, you're such a nice dad right? This was all just a joke!!!! Actually, this is all just a dream!!! I'll jump off the stairs and everything will be fine and normal 🙂
CeleryCorndogCat
WELL AS THE NEW FATHER OF THE HOUSEHOLD I’M SURE I CAN CHEER HER UP! WHY DON’T I TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY CATCH! 😃 *does fatherly things*
6 months, 3 days ago
UGUHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD, YOU ARENT EVEN MY REAL DAD, I AM NOT YOUR SON 🖕🖕🖕🖕 *Slams the door louder than intended 😰*
6 months, 3 days ago
*gets out my hunting rifle*
6 months, 3 days ago
WAIT NONONO DAD I DIDNT MEAN IT PLEASE IM YOUR SON RIGHT IM YOUR SON 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
6 months, 3 days ago
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BOY ☺️
6 months, 3 days ago
Yes, see, ehehehhehe, you're such a nice dad right? This was all just a joke!!!! Actually, this is all just a dream!!! I'll jump off the stairs and everything will be fine and normal 🙂
6 months, 3 days ago