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What did it taste like

O_O Insane. Like compost on a summer afternoon, sitting on your back porch, in a bowl mixed with vanilla ice cream, mayonnaise, and my grandfather’s nose hair. Like a fresh winter breeze with sprinkles of piss from a fall leaf’s piss bottle. Like a spring evening’s left tonsil dipped in a smoothie made of human pancreas, sprite, and peacock feathers encrusted with grapefruit sparkling water harvested from a cow’s udder.

That's so aesthetic 🤯🤯🤯🥺🥺🥺

I should fly to Hawaii and get one RIGHT NOW

What do they look like

They look like a slice of ham powdered with every type of fun dip and then some actual drugs. The stem is reminiscent of a pig’s tail if it was fried, then soaked for ten years in mouthwash, but specifically the watermelon kind.

Did someone say halogens? 😍😍😍😍😍

I must traverse the evil hawaiin lakes and trees of death and go through the ancient fart temple to find it...I sure hope theres conveniently marked on a treasure map 

San Francisco Poop Map making a comeback? Reincarnated as the Ancient Fart Temple Map?

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