O_O Insane. Like compost on a summer afternoon, sitting on your back porch, in a bowl mixed with vanilla ice cream, mayonnaise, and my grandfather’s nose hair. Like a fresh winter breeze with sprinkles of piss from a fall leaf’s piss bottle. Like a spring evening’s left tonsil dipped in a smoothie made of human pancreas, sprite, and peacock feathers encrusted with grapefruit sparkling water harvested from a cow’s udder.
They look like a slice of ham powdered with every type of fun dip and then some actual drugs. The stem is reminiscent of a pig’s tail if it was fried, then soaked for ten years in mouthwash, but specifically the watermelon kind.
I must traverse the evil hawaiin lakes and trees of death and go through the ancient fart temple to find it...I sure hope theres conveniently marked on a treasure map
What did it taste like
2 months, 25 days ago
O_O Insane. Like compost on a summer afternoon, sitting on your back porch, in a bowl mixed with vanilla ice cream, mayonnaise, and my grandfather’s nose hair. Like a fresh winter breeze with sprinkles of piss from a fall leaf’s piss bottle. Like a spring evening’s left tonsil dipped in a smoothie made of human pancreas, sprite, and peacock feathers encrusted with grapefruit sparkling water harvested from a cow’s udder.
2 months, 25 days ago
That's so aesthetic 🤯🤯🤯🥺🥺🥺
I should fly to Hawaii and get one RIGHT NOW
What do they look like
2 months, 25 days ago
They look like a slice of ham powdered with every type of fun dip and then some actual drugs. The stem is reminiscent of a pig’s tail if it was fried, then soaked for ten years in mouthwash, but specifically the watermelon kind.
2 months, 25 days ago
Did someone say halogens? 😍😍😍😍😍
I must traverse the evil hawaiin lakes and trees of death and go through the ancient fart temple to find it...I sure hope theres conveniently marked on a treasure map
2 months, 25 days ago
San Francisco Poop Map making a comeback? Reincarnated as the Ancient Fart Temple Map?
2 months, 25 days ago