when i say this i am not joking, being a weight lifter is great because you can flex your glutes [aka my fat ass] and instantly crack your lower back, if you want permanent relief just flex those fat cheeks a lil harder and shatter your lower spine like a fucking popsicle stick
when i say this i am not joking, being a weight lifter is great because you can flex your glutes [aka my fat ass] and instantly crack your lower back, if you want permanent relief just flex those fat cheeks a lil harder and shatter your lower spine like a fucking popsicle stick
my ass is simply voluptuous i can bounce on it like a yoga ball, think tigger from winnie the pooh but just the ass, no tail. i can clench these cheeks hard enough it makes a sound that can be heard all the way across the country. the sheer power of my ass is really a force no one can reckon with, its beyond words. when i take a shit it takes years to unwedge the log from my cheeks.
my ass is simply voluptuous i can bounce on it like a yoga ball, think tigger from winnie the pooh but just the ass, no tail. i can clench these cheeks hard enough it makes a sound that can be heard all the way across the country. the sheer power of my ass is really a force no one can reckon with, its beyond words. when i take a shit it takes years to unwedge the log from my cheeks.
when i say this i am not joking, being a weight lifter is great because you can flex your glutes [aka my fat ass] and instantly crack your lower back, if you want permanent relief just flex those fat cheeks a lil harder and shatter your lower spine like a fucking popsicle stick
when i say this i am not joking, being a weight lifter is great because you can flex your glutes [aka my fat ass] and instantly crack your lower back, if you want permanent relief just flex those fat cheeks a lil harder and shatter your lower spine like a fucking popsicle stick
when i say this i am not joking, being a weight lifter is great because you can flex your glutes [aka my fat ass] and instantly crack your lower back, if you want permanent relief just flex those fat cheeks a lil harder and shatter your lower spine like a fucking popsicle stick
3 years, 5 months ago
when i say this i am not joking, being a weight lifter is great because you can flex your glutes [aka my fat ass] and instantly crack your lower back, if you want permanent relief just flex those fat cheeks a lil harder and shatter your lower spine like a fucking popsicle stick
3 years, 5 months ago
my ass is simply voluptuous i can bounce on it like a yoga ball, think tigger from winnie the pooh but just the ass, no tail. i can clench these cheeks hard enough it makes a sound that can be heard all the way across the country. the sheer power of my ass is really a force no one can reckon with, its beyond words. when i take a shit it takes years to unwedge the log from my cheeks.
3 years, 5 months ago
my ass is simply voluptuous i can bounce on it like a yoga ball, think tigger from winnie the pooh but just the ass, no tail. i can clench these cheeks hard enough it makes a sound that can be heard all the way across the country. the sheer power of my ass is really a force no one can reckon with, its beyond words. when i take a shit it takes years to unwedge the log from my cheeks.
3 years, 5 months ago
when i say this i am not joking, being a weight lifter is great because you can flex your glutes [aka my fat ass] and instantly crack your lower back, if you want permanent relief just flex those fat cheeks a lil harder and shatter your lower spine like a fucking popsicle stick
3 years, 5 months ago
when i say this i am not joking, being a weight lifter is great because you can flex your glutes [aka my fat ass] and instantly crack your lower back, if you want permanent relief just flex those fat cheeks a lil harder and shatter your lower spine like a fucking popsicle stick
3 years, 5 months ago