One day after perching in a tree for a well deserved nap Shi ShuangKun gracefully fell on top of Huang wei's lunch. The lunch that was highly sought after at the school canteen with only five available a day. A pause. They blink at each other. Immediately Huang wei runs after the cat birb as he flees. Huang wei has seen the cat on campus surrounded by girls many times and today is the day he beats the suave mans for making him eat dogshit daily. Huang wei calls him out as a worm who fricks like he has squirrels in his pants. Shi ShuangKun stops in his tracks. Ain't no way this virgin who can't get no girl is saying he is physically inept. He turns around and smirks. He starts walking towards Huang wei slowly. "Oh you are approaching me?" says Huang wei as he gets his fist ready. They both swing their fists towards each other. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISORS! SHOOT!". Huang wei pulled out paper while Shi ShuangKun used scisors. Huang wei collapses to the ground in agony at his defeat. "You need to be gentle with girls or else you will give them a papercut"says Shi ShuangKun as he motions his two soft looking fingers in a cutting motion. Huang wei looks at Shi ShuangKun with sparkles in his eyes. "Master teach me your ways of simpology." says Huang wei as he kowtows. The master looks at his new disciple and brother in arms. "Aight brother. Lemme show you the world!". He puts a arm around Huang wei's shoulders and vastly gestures around the park. In the park a hungover uni student is upheaving his breakfast in the background and a crowd of catboys are protesting for crop top wearing rights and nods his head. This was a start of a beautiful friendship. Sorry not sorry.