Ah, I'm so glad at least a few people are still participating in the thing I found yesterday...

Here's a few ribbons I've come up with, most of which I probably won't use.
EDIT 15 SEP: Added Bread crusts

Character Ribbons: 

Aquatic: For all your aquatic themed characters (I can't tell you how badly I need this...)
Never shall us part: When a character is homed by its creator, but is also their forever home and has never moved, or been considered for trade.
Lock and Key: For characters of a personal species, or when the character owner also owns the species
Bread crusts: A character that's worth at least $10.

Orientation ribbons: (Note: I get all my pride flag knowledge from Pride-Flags on dA, so direct questions there)
               

Uniattraction: One who is attracted to one other person, and is otherwise ace.
Equiamory: A polyamorous relationship where, all members are in relationships with one another.  (Or every member is on equal romantic/sexual standing with one another)
Polyfidelity: Similar to equiamory, but with added exclusivity to the relationship. One might think of polyfidelity as being similar to monogamy in terms of exclusivity.
Polyfidelity/Equiamory: Two versions of combining the equia/fidelity flags. I can't decide which I hate more, but they both suck. (why do the fidelity flag have to be yucky?)
Ficto-whatever: Specifically for people who are otherwise asexual/aspec but still feel attraction to fictional characters

(I would be very interested to see if people use the ficto- ribbons to label how they feel about their characters XD )

I'm also open to doing more of these if they interest me, so if you have an idea (and think I might be interested), hit me up!