I 👥 wish 🙏 I 👁 was good 👌 at animating. I’m imagining 💭👌😏 Abe 🐝 smacking 👋 the gun 🔫 to the side 👳 just as Megatron 🤖😳💦 shoots 💦. The statue 🗽 of Abe 🐝 Lincoln 👴🏻 stands ◻◼🕴 up ☝ as Megatron 🤖😳💦 stares 👀 in amazement ❤🧡💛 and confusion ❓😒🤔. Then he 👨 gets 🔟 decked by a 7 💪😂 ton 😇✌👌 stone 💎 man 👨 and they roll 🙄 down ⬇ the stairs 💯🤪. Abe 🐝 has him 👴 in a head 💆 lock 🔒 while Megatron 🤖😳💦 desperately 😔 tries 😈 to shoot 💥🔫 the former 🔙 president 🇺🇸, missing 🧦 every 💯 time 🕐👋 because he 👨 is not flexible 💪🏼 enough 💦 to reach 👉 Abe’s nimble 🚶🏻 body 😍. “You should stretch 💪🏻🏋🏼 more before 😂 a battle” says 🗣 Abe 🐝 in an old-timey rich 💰 guy 👨 voice 🔊. Abe 🐝 is able 💪 to use 🏻 his 💦 other hand ✋ to bash 👊 Megatron’s blaster 💥 against 🚫 the pavement 💦😈. Megatron 🤖😳💦 then flips 🍼 around 🔃 out of Abe’s hold 👫☝ and stands 🚹 up ⬆, his 💦 broken 💔 gun 🔫 dangling from only a few wires 🔌🧵⚡. He 👥 slowly 🐢 walks 🚶 around 🔃 Abe 🐝 as the president 🇺🇸 stands 🚹 in a gentleman’s boxer 📦 stance 🕴, putting 🙌 up ⬆ his 💦 dukes 🤴. Megatron 🤖😳💦 charges ⚡ full 🌝 speed ⏩🏎 at the stone 🗿 man 👨 but 🍑 Abe 🐝 strafes to the side 👳🚫👨 and hits 👊 the Decepticon in the stomach 😂🤣 with an uppercut 👊. Megatron 🤖😳💦 spits 💧💦 out a mouthful 😛 of green ♻ robot 🤖 blood 💉. Then Abe 🐝 Lincoln 👴🏻 elbows 💪💀 Megatron 🤖😳💦 down 🍆👇⬇ and he 👨🏻 falls 🍁 flat ⛔ on 🔛 the ground 🌱. “I protected 💦 this country 🇺🇸 from you 👉🏻🤷🏻‍♂️ confederate scum 😎 once before 😂, I 👁 can do it again ❌😬. Now taste 👅💦 the four-score and seven 🔢 thousand 🔢 pounds 🤜💪🍆 of American 🇺🇸 freedom.” Abe 🐝 does an elbow 🤳 drop ⏬💧 down ⬇ on 💦 Megatron’s neck 🐪, X-ray in shows 📺 the joints 😂 pistons 😍🤪😂 and wires ☎ all 💯 snapping 🐊 and Megatron 🤖😳💦 dies 🎲. It cuts 🔪 to black ⬛ right ✔ after 👀 Abe 🐝 Lincoln 👴🏻 pulls 🐙 out a large 👀 civil 👌 war ⚔ musket 🍫 and takes 👊 aim 🎯 at Starscreen saying 🗣 “you’re next”.