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HANGING OUT WITH MY DAD- GONE WRONG!! (HE GOES MISSING???)

GOING TO FIND MY DAD! (EMOTIONAL) (NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE) (WE FOUND THE PINEDEVIL???)

From Cult Victim To Demi-God -- 10 Steps for Taking Back Your Life! 

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ACCIDENTALLY WALKED INTO A GAY BAR AND MET MY FUTURE HUSBAND???? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE SLIGHTLY WRONG????) (GONE SEXUAL)

My Wings Got Ripped Off By DEMONS And Now I'm In Love (GONE RIGHT AND WRONG???) 

I WENT TO VISIT MY FAMILY - YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED AFTER I SAW MY BOSS'S EX!! [STORYTIME] [ALMOST DIED] [100% REAL]

QUIRKED UP BROWN BOY-ADJACENT WTH A LITTLE BIT OF SWAG BUSTS IT DOWN SXUAL STYLE .. IS HE GOATED WTH TH SAUCE

I DIED AND BECAME A RULER OF ONE OF THE CIRCLES OF HELL ?? //  STOEYTIME!! AND TUTORIAL?

I BECOME A INFAMOUS PIRATE??!?? FINDING MY WINGS-NOT CLICKBAITT--STORYTIME

I BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL AND HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AS I WATCH RANDOM CIVILIANS DIE - NOW I HAVE TO KEEP IT A SECRET SINCE HAVING PEOPLE FEEL BAD FOR ME MAKES ME FEEL GUILTY - REAL - NOT CLICKBAIT

KID GETS REJECTED FROM TRIBE THEN GROWS UP TO FIGHT IN A WAR?? THEN DIES LATER BECAUSE HE LOVES GOD? 😳❗️❗ 🤑🤑

LOCAL BULLY TURNS OUT TO HAVE A SAD BACKSTORY REASON FOR WHY SHE'S A BITCH AND ACTUALLY IMPROVES AS A PERSON AFTER BEING CALLED OUOT BY SOME OTHER ASSHOLE KID?? - STORYTIME