Are you a simp?

I literally simp for the Dad from Friday Night Funkin and everyone bullies me for it but fuck he is so sexy 

I'm weak, I know, but she's a nurse sooooo 6v6

GIANT SIMP INTENSIFIES

i'm a simp for most muscular men characters even if they have a face that could be considered ugly

i also like villains, evil characters and monster/demon/furry men (especially if they're muscular mmmm yummy)

i'll mention many of my simping list, however I warn you that some of my tastes may give you cringe

-alucard from hellsing (not muscular but still pretty for me)

-some jjba characters (jonathan joestar, dio brando, kira yoshikage, giorno giovanna)

-some of my oc's (specially Balzagoth)

-chernabog (from the movie ''fantasia'')

-battle beast 

-morbius (i knewn him bc of a friend who uses a similar character for roleplaying and i almost fell in love with the character)

-spawn

-alastor (kinda cliche tho)

i also have two one more that are pokemons but i feel ashamed to mention them since they're probably my cringiest tastes 

yeah :(

there's this guy i hang out with and he's so nice and he always talks to me and he probably doesnt know i literally blush when he walks into the fucking room adfadghfsgjjgtukhh

yeah im a simp
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(in all seriousness yeah i am)

My friend dragged me into liking him ergyufer Ulquiorra Cifer

i simp for both my bf, crush, and a bunch of fictional characters! the main ones rn are Morgan and Roxy! they're my all time favorites, Morgan being my lovable asshole and Roxy being the best platonic wife ever!! <333

genuinely cant my teacher is making us watch The Crucible in class and I'm simping and can't focus im sweating right now I'm going to hell

i posted abt vector on your other thread but also,,  https://www.twitch.tv/shirubiaowo shes too sweet to me i have to get her back for giving me discord nitro, literally my favorite person ever

I'm simping for John Proctor in The Crucible (movie) and just found out my cousin also simps for him. We're both going to hell..

I dont simp ya no not at alllllll

Okay fine i do a little bit

Lady D is fire and also i lowkey simp for a lot of the cookie run cookies humanized (espresso being my fav)

Though i just really like men and strong women Ndjjshfj

Platonically simps The Basics.. is it simping if it's platonic?