so uh, what turned into my sister sending me joking lyric parodies as she was training her new units turned into this lyric parody to the tune of Make a Man Out of You from Mulan prepare to cringe at our godly rhyme abilities
Let’s get down to grinding to level forty.
Did they send me Odins when I want Blue!Lyn?
You’re the saddest team I’ve leveled up,
But since I don’t have an Ayra
Somehow, I’ll grind levels for you.
Desperate like a Shanna, (alt: Galeforce in with Brave Roy)
Song from Azura, (alt: Repos out of range)
Once you’ve got your skillset,
You could be a threat.
Bring debuffs (alt: stat boosts) and a dancer or two,
Maybe Pain+ will come through?
Somehow I’ll arena-chain with you!
Why do you do just 5 damage?
You have the weapon advantage!
Shit, they’ve got bloody Reinhardt on their team!!
Goodbye deathless streak again :(,
Guess it’s time to start a new chain!
Just why the hell didn’t I bring my Soren!?
(Damn this game!)
When you see Brave!Lyn, pull out Bowbreaker!
(Damn this game!)
Bring Fjorm for Winter Tharja too!
(Damn this game!)
Everyone’s using the same old Xander,
Or they rely on Armor March (alt: Quick Riposte/Fury 3) abuse!
Wasting my energy
On Tempest Trials.
Lose gauntlets to waifus,
But go out with style.
You don’t have good skills to give others,
So go home, I need feathers.
I don’t think I’ll ever 5* you.
(New banner)
Will I pull Ephraim out of the new banner?
(Gacha games)
But I used all my orbs for Vector...
(Buy more orbs)
Why can’t March missions come any sooner??
(Don't actually) Stop releasing my favorite characters!!
(Infernal)
Infernal mode makes me question my life :D
(Lunatic :D)
Chain Challenge is a big waste of time :)
(Story Two)
Don’t care what’s happening in this story,
"Beat in 4 turns?” Shit I wasn’t ready! (Alt: "Beat in 4 turns?" Wait, let me change my team!)
Obviously I like the game so the whole 'damn this game' is just a joke lol
edit: WHOO I GOT EPHRAIM <3333