I’ll start-
1. Listen, the cats may or may not be trying to have an election. And I need a distraction, you shall suffice. (:<
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to the game where we try to give 1,000 bad reasons to declare war in hunters woods whether it be on our closest allies clans and groupies or the notorious fauna. We restart at the number 1 when we hit 1k. Remember keep this clean and refrain from negative language. Please do not insult others.
Examples:
1: I'm conquering -insert name’s cat or fox group- because it was there plus the lore is awesome.
2: Their cats and foxes are so much cooler.
3: Look, the cats are really hard up for manual labour right now.
Enjoy guys,
xxx
2. Sophie took one look at Otto and, seeing another calico, decided there could only be one. Do you know how hard it is trying to beg food off humans even WITHOUT them getting you mixed up for the cat they already fed today?!