Joke’s on you Poisandra, he’s about to team up with the other most fashionable pig in existence (Miss Piggy) and become an unstoppable dynamic duo 😤 The world isn’t ready (Rofl, thank you!! :D)
Artwork done by Strawberry-Cthulhu
So, I thought of this fun idea. Poisandra my lovely, wicked witch loves to cast curses on her individuals. Whether it be cruel, ironic or other.
The goal here is the post IC, give me a little detail about them if they have nothing on their profile and Poisandra will comment a curse upon your character on what she sees fit.
They could lead to being transformed into an animal, object, mythical creature or have another issue altogether. Her curses are unpredictable.
Maybe if they like being small and cute, Poisandra might curse them to be a big hairy spider for example.
If you want, you can also write down a character reply to see how your characters would react to the change. Sometimes the curse may be bad, sometimes it may not. It all depends.
I may not get to everyone but I will do my best, just please note I do have work on the weekdays and may not be able to respond quickly.
Also be aware that Poisandra's curses can be rather cruel. I will try to keep them tamed but she does tend to have a horror theme with some of the curses. She is an evil witch.
EDIT 1: Please do not present Poisandra with characters who cannot be cursed. The idea is to see what can happen to your characters if under Poisandra's curse. It's kinda pointless when your character is just immune to being cursed. I might say to characters who are cursed are still fine for now. But characters who can be cursed will provide better results.
EDIT 2: To any users who wish to play again with a different character, I am totally cool with that. My only request that you do not use the same character twice. One curse per character.
EDIT 3: Please make sure when posting your character that it is not locked/hidden.
Curses Hall of Shame!
Below in the spoiler page are art pieces of characters effected by my horrible curses. All you need to do is post your character effected by my curses on the page with your permission and I will have them featured in the spoiler page with credit given to the artist.
None yet~
Status: She will make her grand return very soon~
Thought I'd leave you another character for this
Don't think you've done her before, correct me if I'm wrong
Welcome, Welcome to the start to another fabulous round of Curses. I've got my evil mojo working and will give my lucky contestants prizes they will never forget...Or may never live down either~
DanishTheMenace - So I have to deal with not one, but two idiots? Boy, do I have my work cut out for me. Seems to me you two really enoy hanging out with each other all the time. Doing fun things together nonstop. Already a wicked curse idea is forming in my twisted mind~ For my latest curse, I shall invoke the curse of merge. Jimmy and Riley share merge together into one being, a two headed person. Now you get to spend forever doing fun things together forever. Sleeping together, eating together. Just going to have a hard time sharing one body, better hope you don't split up. Two heads on one body are better then one~
Woolgather - What do we have here? Another scammer I presume? As if I would be even fooled by a person who calls themselves Merchant. My memories are quite dear to me, my horrible, evil and quite nasty memories. The types of memories that may warp or twist your stomach into knots. I am quite a fowl little witch after all. But mayhaps since you enjoy memories, maybe you deserve to live with them. My curse for you is a simple teleportation. Into the mind of your beloved Tavernkeep you seem to love so much. They will always think of you since you will be trapped in their thoughts, but you always have the precious memories surrounding you for all eternity.
lophiusdragon - Strong, powerful and fearsome this goddess is! The very idea that you could cause so much death and destruction just gives me the tingles. But it feels like it's not enough. I need more of it! My curse is "Bloodlust". Your mind will be shrouded for sheer hatred and rage even more fearsome. Acting more as a mindless beast as you kill and slaughter your own country folk. Anything you see, you will want to kill. ANYTHING. That intelligence and wisdom just goes right to 0. But it will be quite the sight of sheer red to behold.
Somethingto-askofyou - Now i'm dealing with rodents? Figured they would be more food sustenance then actual beings. Having trouble with your poor eyesight? Need something to make it feel better? Well, I feel like a loving fairy godmother just wanting to help out those rats in need. What was that saying called again? "Bodiba Belabi Blah"? Oh no, I think I made you much worse. Seems like my little spell has made your eyes ten times bigger. Making you a huge eyesoar. Woah, be careful to blink those giant eyes...At least now you won't need glasses? Hope you don't mind the huge amount of attention you will get. Meh, I was never good at helping others so bad luck to your big eye fiasco you have going on.
LangleyC - Mmm Necromancers ehh? I don't even need a whole speel for you. I've got just the party guest for you. My curse for your other half of your face to have a split personality. I think you know which side I mean. One who's energetic and bombastic, one who enjoys the wild side! Showing off your more twisted side ever more. Perhaps even a bit of a party animal for a personality trait? I hate to be in your sane shoes.
Till next time my Sweets~