🌊 Ask a question and I'll give you a headcanon!

Hey babagrill I got you /p/lh/ I have a lot of interview questions I think could work out here! I'll choose 3 folks for one question for who has the best answer in your opinion, then a few freebies at the end you can choose anyone to answer! I read through the profiles best I can, but these are intended to be more general-focused questions rather than backstory specific. You're also free to skip some since I know I asked so many!

Dante, Kevin, Andrew
What are you proud of, but never have an excuse to talk about? (Hopefully non-work related, and if it is work related, be specific about it!)

Stella, Vanessa, Christopher
If I gave you 20 dollars, what would you buy?

Kyle, Toshiba, Malik
What is the best gift you've ever received?

Serious Freebies

• If I was going to summon you via black magick, which 5 items would I need in each corner of the pentagram?
• How do they treat people worse than them? (Morally or skill-wise.)
• When was the last time they were crushed with disappointment?

Silly Freebies

• Would you rather fight 1 cow-sized duck or 50 duck-sized cows?
• What flavor are Swedish Fish candy?
• If you had to eat a crayon out of a box of 64, what color would it be?

From my band you can do anybody in here! Personal strong pref on Klaus and Steward, though. I know they're intense for some, though, which is why I typically give the folder!

what anomaly/creature would Anya have the best relationship with? is there a creature thats her favorite, one that she doesnt like so much? how did she wind up as an Anomalous Veterinarian?

what about the macabre is so interesting to Dr. Stella? is it the idea of life/death, what comes after it, etc? whats her favorite song? 

for hcs just rei's arcane profile is fine! 

Draganora HOLY SHIT TYSM you werent lying when u said u got me!!

Your headcanons you ordered /LH
HONESTLY LIKE... i can see the steward being the kinda of guy who if he had minions would treat them real well like theyre unionized and everything
I also am taking a hose to the steward and he is hissing
I think Klaus would have an engraved sword, prob with the daisies ofc, and it'd be really maintained! shiny..
Asriel feels like fae would have a vivid visual imagination and definitely has or used to have a mary sue oc they adored

What are you proud of, but never have an excuse to talk about? 

For Dante it would be his family, he played a huge part in his younger siblings lives and if given the opportunity he'd gush about them, even if he doesn't get to talk to them anymore.
For Kevin, He's really good at first person shooters. He doesn't wanna come across as immature so he avoids bringing it up.
Swamp partly designed his cybernetics himself, and the neural network connecting the camera system to his brain was his idea.

If I gave you 20 dollars, what would you buy?

Stella- A sketchbook! she likes to do anatomical studies
Ordelia- Paperclips, she always seems to run out..
Chris- He'd prob go out and get a coffee and save the rest of the money or give it back

What is the best gift you've ever received?

Anclive- He got his chest tattoo done for his birthday by a ex-friend when he turned 23
Toshiba- A personal fish tank and filter!
Malik- He'd say his boyfriend because hes CHEESY, but otherwise he'd say his Polaroid camera, it was a gift from his mom and he's upkept it for a while.

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I feel like rei's favorite frog species would be white's tree frogs! I also think she'd know how to play percussion, knowing how to make drum lines for the songs they write.

What anomaly/creature would Anya have the best relationship with? is there a creature thats her favorite, one that she doesnt like so much? 
I don't really have particular anomalies in site as the story mostly focuses on the personnel, but i do think that she'd really get along with SCP-131! She tends to focus more on sentient but not sapient creatures, akin to animals. She will work with humanoid and sapient anomalies but they tend to be more difficult to work with in her case.

How did she wind up as an Anomalous Veterinarian?
Anya was raised by an anomalous group who were affliated with the Serpent's Hand and grew up around the anomalous, and always had an affinity towards caring for the creatures she was around, eventually she went to school for veterinary sciences, and ended up knowing up a lot about common biological features in certain types of anomalies and applied them to what she learned in school, figuring out that there are usually some similarities between what's deemed 'normal' and anomalous inner workings wise.

what about the macabre is so interesting to Dr. Stella? is it the idea of life/death, what comes after it, etc?
For her it's the intricacy of the human body, the way everything works in unision and apart. She has a facination with organs in particular, and has been guilty of sneaking away a few from her autopsy patients and keeping them in preservation jars. She sees the human body as a beautiful, delicate yet powerful machine that she wants to take apart and put back together.

whats her favorite song? 
Her taste tends to fluctuate a lot, but as of right now she finds herself listening to pitbull's work a lot, she'd describe it as "Not very good, but fun!"