A blue cat of mysterious origin enters the tent. "Hello. I'm wondering about my fortune today..."
: Hi there! My name is Cue!! :D
: I've been told that in this here toy house, everybody's been reacting to everybody else like they haven't seen people for the first time. Or, so I have been told...... but I myself happen to be a great fortune teller!
: Since when? You couldn't even predict the outcome of last week's "adventure" properly and nearly got us lost.......
: Shush, Jax! First off, that was a fluke!! No thanks to you taking half my cards......
: Pretty sure it was Hoo-Hah that took them, not me. (heh-heh....)
: ......but also, telling others' fortunes helps me stand out from everybody else's reactions.
: Whatever you say, Muse. Go have fun with the crazies.
: I will, Rabbit! >:P...........Ignore him, folks. He winds up every body here........so, just come your way to my tent, and I shall give you all a great fortune! ^^
: Hello there, strange cat! Welcome to my tent. Your fortune today is thus;
"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now"
So work hard now, and you'll reap the benefits later, probably, hopefully : D
Have a nice day! ^^)/
: Welcome to my tent, great and noble knight. Your travels have brought you forth to receive a great fortune;
"A smile is the passport into the hearts of others"
Well, doesn't that sound nice? ^^ Smiles can go a long way, hehe....
Now I shalln't keep you occupied longer. Fair travels to you!
: My, my. You look like you've been through a fair share of tussles and tribulations to just get here, ma'am. But you have made it here for your fortune, so I won't leave you empty-handed;
"Hidden in a valley beside an open stream- This will be the type of place where you will find your dream"
Whatever that dream may be, I can only hope you find it there sooner than later. And hopefully without much more skirmishes.
Unless you prefer those, but I won't judge :V
Fair travels to you!
“TYPICALLY I KNOW THE FUTURE OF THE MYSTRAL REALM, BUT THIS IS NOT THERE. WHAT DOES YOUR SIGHT TELL YOU?”
: Hmm......you remind me of a certain someone I know who still owes me my cards! <_<
*sigh* I'll deal with him later. For now though, here is your fortune:
"Jealousy doesn't open doors, it closes them!"
Well there we are. If you wish to have as many doors of opportunity open to you as possible, then being jealous won't do you any favours. Make good on that, friend!
A mint-green drake entered the tent. Normally I don't really believe in this but then again, Jezzine dared me so now I have to do it or else he'll show my most embarrassing baby videos to the internet! he quickly thought. "So... um... what do you have in store for me?" the drake asked.
: Ooh, another jester! Are you here to join Pomni in a duo act, perhaps? : D
Ha-haa, I kid. You probably have your hands full back at home as is. But that is then, now is your fortune:
"Whatever your goal is in life, embrace it, visualize it, and for it will be yours"
Sounds pretty straightforward, if you ask me. But hey it makes it easier to digest. ^^
: Well since you asked very nicely, strange calculator-faced being. Your fortune is thus;
"You cannot love life until you live the life you love"
Truly, words we could all aspire to..............b-but ESPECIALLY for you, as it is YOUR fortune. O-of course ^^;
I hope that was a probably calculation for you. Enjoy the rest of your day!
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: Well, ain't that the question that has brought you here, my "draconian" guest. Let us see the answer to that, shall we?
"Joys are often the shadows, cast by sorrows"
If you can find any sort of good in even the darkest of instances, then there's joy waiting for you at any time! Make good on that, when needed :D
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: I sense that you have the makings of a bombastic host. At least, that's what the voices in my head are telling me..........aaaaahhhh, let's just get to your fortune before they get louder!! :S
"To determine whether someone is beautiful is not by looking at their appearance, but their heart."
I've been told many times that my heart is in the right place, and I couldn't agree with this any more. I've also been told that if my head were screwed on tighter I'd be dangerous, but why would I WANT to be dangerous? At most I'm like, averagely intimidating?......what was I talkin' about?