EDIT: i have already gotten a claim for changeling!!!
ampers-nd , i claim YOU!!!! (throws pokeball except an mp3 player falls out)
i did all of the lines!! i felt like it'd be more fun that way. here's the link!!! hopefully my voice isn't too far off because i don't think i sound that androgynous... as much as id like to. nonbinary gang
i'll be keeping an eye on this thread to see if there's anyone else i can portray fittingly!
so, options for characters people can try and voice act!!! their lines are all in the dropdowns under their names. :]
SORRY ABOUT THE LENGTH I JUST RLLY LIKE WRITING STUFF, you obviously can choose to only do one character if you'd like! i included blurbs about their personality to get a feel for what they're about without having to read the lines themselves.
Valerie: She's cold, smart, and mature, but with a pretty big silly streak that really shines through if you know her long enough. Deals with suggestive themes.
[ serious, annoyed, but still businesslike ] Look, let's cut the shit. You're here for a service, I'm here to provide that service, and it's a luxury few can afford. I need to see the money before we move forward, bud.
[ bored ] Why does space have to be so big? What does a girl have to do to get some alien action around here? Sheesh.
[ inquisitive, genuine ] ... Really...? What kind of secrets would a guy like you have to hide? You seem so kind.
[ excited, like this is the best day of her life ] LOOK AT HOW MANY SILLY STRING CANS I CLONED WITH THIS THING!! And there's a bunch of different colors and stuff, too!!! Pick up a bunch of cans so we can have a duel!!
[ enraged ] OKAY, YOU DEFINITELY JUST GLUED THIS MILK CARTON TO THE FLOOR. (efforts to pick it up ensue) This MUST be some kind of horrible joke! You people are out to humiliate me!! Just for some information? Are you serious? ALL I WANT IS SOME CEREAL. ...Ok, so maybe it's not glued to the ground, maybe I can hardly pick up a piece of paper, but this is still your fault somehow and I'm gonna FIGURE OUT HOW.
Mary / Gemma / Walter / Charlie: Valerie's siblings. Four alters in a system with wildly differing personalities. Anxious / doting / cranky / sweet, respectively. Also, Charlie is four. :') They all share a body, so they all share a voicebox, but how they use it depends on who's fronting.
Mary
[ fearful ] But how could you see me? We're in broad daylight. Light just passes right through me like it's nothing! This can't be possible, this can't be. Wait... What if I'm dreaming?
[ curious, then realizing ] So this spaceship used to be someone else's? Did you buy it or... (gasp) Did you steal it!? This is a really big ship, Jerry! You could get in so much trouble for this!
[ annoyed ] Valerie, the whole kitchen is covered in olive oil. You could have at least washed your hands after your little photoshoot.
Gemma
[ annoyed ] Oh, I HATE when she does this. Our purse is gonna smell like Subway spinach for weeks.
[ sweetly ] You have some food on your face, honey. No no no, don't use your arm, let me get it for you, I have a napkin right here.
Walter
[ angry ] WHY do I always switch in at the WORST times? How on God's green Earth did you manage to make the engine melt down AGAIN? We just fixed this a week ago, David!!
[ awkward, painfully genuine ] So... I don't really know how to do this. Or say this. But uh... I appreciate your help today. It was maybe not as terrible as it could have been. So... thanks.
Charlie
[ sweetly ] I brought you a dandelion bouquet!! I picked them all myself!
[ serious, but innocent ] What's wrong? You never acted this way before... Something's different. The bad kind of different.
Changeling: She's extremely energetic, carefree, and a little annoying, but is incredibly tough when she needs to be.
[ excited, energized ] OH MY GOD, I just remembered it's ladies drink free tonight. My liver is so gonna get destroyed but it'll be worth it, this mountain village has some SEXY farmer ladies.
[ frustrated ] Why won't this beast just die already?!? I've hit it like... twice! ... Why are you looking at me like that, that's a lot more times than usual!!
[ trying to convince someone to hang out, casual ] Come on, what does missing one night of work matter? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity for the once a week hotdog eating contest!! C'mon, please?
[ tired, resigned ] Ugh... I think this is starting to really get to me. The "defeating the dark lord" stuff. This sounded fun, and it has been fun, but... I miss my family. I miss traveling for fun rather than purpose. I miss not having to deal with cold weather. I just don't know if I'm cut out for saving the world.
[ serious, imagine anime music playing in the background, this is the cheesy climax of the movie ] You may be strong... But you made one crucial mistake. You messed with my friends. And if you mess with my friends... I get to SHRED YOU LIKE CHEDDAR CHEESE! HYAH!
Tento: Evil little mischief orb. Only character listed here that would have a masculine voice. Very friendly. Always yelling.
[ formal but welcoming ] WELCOME, EVERYBODY -- TO THE DREAM SERMON! I'M HAPPY TO SEE SOME NEW FACES IN THE CROWD THIS TIME AROUND - AND FAMILY OF MY GOOD FRIEND NATHANIEL, NO LESS! LET'S GIVE THEM A SMALL ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
[ conniving ] YOU'VE BEEN INTRODUCING NEW BLOOD TO OUR VERY IMPORTANT CAUSE, WHICH IS INCREDIBLY NOBLE OF YOU... BUT YOU SEEM TO HAVE A MIND OF YOUR OWN. YOU HAVEN'T CONSULTED ME ABOUT THE ACTIONS YOU'VE BEEN TAKING, MATTHEW. DO YOU TRULY THINK THAT YOUR DECISIONMAKING SKILLS ARE SUPERIOR TO THOSE OF A GOD?
[ upset, weepy ] I'M JUST SO LONELY. I'M SO LONELY. ALL THE TIME I'M JUST SO LONELY AND IT'S KILLING ME... I WISH IT WOULD ACTUALLY KILL ME. I CAN'T EVEN DIE HERE. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SO LONG JUST TO FIND PEOPLE TO TALK TO. AND YOU WANT TO DENY ME THIS? ONE OF THE ONLY OPPORTUNITIES I'VE HAD FOR COMMUNITY AND FRIENDSHIP AND EVEN JUST BASIC SOCIAL INTERACTION FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS? YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TO BEING BLIND? I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T GO BACK.