the winston rubbed his hands together as he approached évariste. the outlandish swiss man had a grand scheme. he had been texting eva for days on end about the acquirement of hoes. winston, a desparate man, heard eva was a man of many hoes. the winston thought eva would be able to spare some. after much resistance at first, eva finally caved in and agreed. they had met at the community garden in district 11. once at the meeting location. the winston quickly realized that there were no hoes to be spotted. évariste sat there, with a large smile from ear to ear, holding several weird shaped shovels. the winston encroached.
"what is this??" the winston questioned, inspecting the bent shovels.
"these are the hoes you requested." évariste replied.
"you know what, the winston can make due." winston grabbed the hoes and quickly ran back to his shit box car, strapping them into each seat of his car. winston is now a man of many hoes.
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@np winston has guns, knives, lightly used napkins, and a horribly neglected tamagachi named fredrick