Grant the user above a wish or superpower, BUT...

Posted 7 months, 15 days ago (Edited 7 months, 3 hours ago) by JukeBokks

Grant the user above a fictitious wish or superpower, but give it a WEIRD condition. I remember seeing people play this game on other social media platforms, and I thought it would be fun to play it here!

Here's an example:

User 1: I wish for a million dollars!

User 2: Wish granted, but you receive it all in pennies. I now have the power to see through walls!

User 3: Superpower granted, but you can only see through wooden walls. I wish for a shiny, fast car that never breaks down!

So on and so forth...

RULES

  1. No NSFW, offensive, or really sensitive subject matter. I trust you'll use your better judgment. Don't wish for people to die or stuff like that.
  2. You can play again and again, just make sure at least 3 people have gone after you.
  3. You can make your wish/superpower challenging for the next person condition, but don't make it impossible.
  4. Keep your condition related to the wish/superpower and avoid giving arbitrary off-topic conditions. For example, if someone wishes for a million dollars, don't say something like they will also receive a bag of spiders.
  5. Please avoid making venting/self-deprecating wishes. Examples would be like "I wish I wasn't such a loser" or "I wish people actually liked my garbage art". There is a time and place for venting, but it isn't here.
EDIT: New rule, #5! It was brought to my attention that there were some concerns with wishes in this thread. Let's keep this thread fun and not make it uncomfortable for the next person to giving a condition. Feel free to DM if there are any other concerns!

I'll start off: I have the power to teleport.


diior

wish granted! yet you can only teleport up to 10 ft away, and this power recharges every 5 hours. 

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i wish for the power to fly :3

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endvred

granted, but you must wear a metal suit so you can be a lightning rod for any nearby thunderstorms

i wish for the power to read minds

Roheryn

Granted, but you can only read the minds of fish.


I wish for the power to turn invisible.

LocalSnowi

granted, but only when asleep

i wish for the power of spontaneous combustion 

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DAMNFIEND

Granted but their personality is the complete opposite

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I wish to have psychic abilities

Nuclear-Hydrangea

granted but the psychic abilities only tell what's going on around you in the present


I wish to be a vampire

ItsTheMenace fair enough

JukeBokks

Hey, I’m just gonna butt in real quick. I’m glad this has gained some traction!

You all don’t have to wish for just superpowers. You can wish fictitiously for things like objects, situations, etc. OR superpowers! It can be one or the other. If you’ve granted a superpower you can ask for a wish and vise versa. However you see fit.

NP can continue :)

BewareOfTheMenace

Granted but now you can only drink blood from animals instead of humans


I wish I have a FL Studio so I can make my songs better

Hype206

granted but it crashes every 20 minutes

i wish my computer could run games without delay

Pyromander

Granted, but it overheats and catches fire.

I wish I had a million dollars in my bank account, and no one is suspicious of how it got there.

ghostNoetic

Granted, but inflation.

I wish for my skill in art to catch up with my taste.

WrenGardener

but you permanently forget how to draw whenever you look at art you like.

I wish I owned a million cats that were immortal and I always had enough money to feed them, but them water, get them toys ect.

Tomatoteddy

Wish granted! However, there are a race of aliens who are jealous of all your cats and try to kidnap them every week or so! So you better prepare to defend all your millions of cats!

I wish for the power to shapeshift, including being able to change my voice!