"A somewhat confusing history"

"A somewhat confusing story"

 Once upon a time, there was a tigress named Lula.

 Since she was a puppy, Lula wanted to be president, but she couldn't because she was a tigress.  Lula's classmates, since they met her, bullied her for her red heels.

 One day, Lula and her classmates went to a "magic" soda factory, and all of her classmates began to bother her, saying - heeey lula!  ~ Wish President George Washington to come and sign a peace treaty with you!  -.

 She got so depressed that she ate her shoe ice cream.

 Alan, the most handsome boy from 51.02th grade, liked her, but he didn't want nobody to know, so he told the whole school not to tell nobody that he liked Lula.

 Nobody, the lizard, was the ex girlfriend jealous of Alan, but when I say jealous, I say very very VERY jealous.

 When they arrived at the soda factory, a brand censored by copyright, everyone was amazed by how it was on the inside, simple, rustic and ordinary, something never seen by her eyes.

 Lula drank about 20 bottles while the others a minimum of 50, the normal.

 Suddenly, about 10 officers stormed the factory and began arresting everyone who crossed their path.

 QUESTION!!!  What is 51.02 between 20 minus 50 plus 10 divided by 3 by the square root of pi times the percentage of Einstein's formula minus the 5 “a's” in the question?

 YOU DO NOT KNOW, DO YOU?!  HAHA!!

 ...

 Neither do I ;-;.

 As the teacher escaped with the driver through the back door, she yelled at her students, scared to death - don't worry kids, the criminals will protect you from the officers!  -.

 Everyone began to cry and pray, but talula, I mean, lula, didn't, with all the courage she had, she approached an officer, took out his phone, showed him his Facebook profile and said - I change my status "Antisocial" to "medium social" -.

 Surprised, the officer tells his colleague - let her go, she's not the blueberry - and they let her go.

 Then out of nowhere, the president of the United States of Belgium appears in his jet pack along with his cousin Willy the haired Thai monk that plays the banjo.

 He went to Lula and said -girl, you are brave and bold!  And I like your heels, I have the same pair.  We need you for our mission to Uranus to defeat the mutant Martian hamster.  World needs you-.

 Alan approached her, took off her handcuffs and hugging her said-I love you Lula!  -.  Not knowing how to react to such a sudden announcement, she ate him in one bite.

 -alright, I'm ready to defeat the space octopus sir!  -.  she answered with great courage and assurance of what she was doing.  So they put Lula in a volcano, inside the capsule, ready and with her suit on, to take off to Mars, I mean, Uranus.  The volcano did BOOM and the cow MUUH, and she was shot towards Uranus, and there she faced the galactic shark.

 The two of them had a great epic battle of rock, paper or scissors, but it ended when Lula took off his space helmet, to be able to breathe a little in space, and she saw Rogelio and ate him in passing and traveled through a wormhole and saw the entire galaxy.

 And that's how lula became a taco vendor.  The end.