Protein x Reader- Groceries
Protein in an alternate universe where he'd never met Toaster-Chan. Despite his boastful exterior he needs someone, someone to fill the aching hole in his protein-coated heart. Well that's what you think, as you pass him by while you're at Publix. Are you right? Can you help him? Can you fix him? :'< Find out in this moving work of literature that will leave you asking: "What the actual fuck Malniet?"
Author's Notes
this is going to be very very bad just a heads up
Prologue: Important X-Reader Terminology/Shorthand
(I'm just gonna pretty much copy parts of this list from a yandere smart house fic I found so um)
[Y/N] - your name
[E/C] - your eye color
[F/C] - your favorite color
[B/T] - your body type
[FF/PP] - your favorite flavor of protein powder
[K/H] - the kinda house you live in
[WO/GL] - what's on your grocery list
[D/N] - your dad's name
[F/N] - your friend's name (if you're like me and don't have any friends you can substitute the name Bartholomew)
[H/LP] - what me wheezing at the early hours of the morning when I write this sounds like