ranaebopets typeriter rra irrribask ainvestigation

The names slime slime the dragoon.

a new private investigaor workinf for the RRA.  What is the rra you ask????? I can't tell you it is a top secret! if i told you i would have to feed you to the tooshis! and you do not want that dar reader. ttooshies are very scary and smelly too.

i got this memo for a new job at the rra. top secret they said.  pays well.  we gonna investigateing a mysterious events.

The strnage voices at labyrinths?  what could it mean? and more importatnly what happen if you drink  the alian potion? ell i dont know for sure that its called the alien potion but im just guesaing.

i have a hunch and i fsmell something... fishiy... i think those tooshis are up to somtehing.... they are stinky no good stinkers!!!!!!!!!!!

my boss bangs on the door loudly>  """""SLIME OPEN THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""" I HAVE A NEW JOB FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!

i let my boss in and he says """ok here is the new job are u prepeared its very dangerous?"

i say but ""dangerous is my nmiddle name!!!!!!!!! i laugh in the face of danger!"

the boss say ""slime dangoures is not your midle name i dont htink you  have a middle name"  "anyways here the scoop the tooshies are planning something and it cant be good!!!!!"

oh no great thsi sis bad first the toosies from eggster now the fymysteriou s voices in sunnyfiest now what??????????

bmy boss said i know but i have a hunvh

i sayid ""well what are they doing??????????????????????"

the boos sahaked his sad head sadly and looked down ""they are behind these myterious events!!!!!!!!" im sure of it!!!!!!

i shaked my head """"i said "how can you be sor sure of this i never sae any tooshies say how come you think its the tooshis?"

the boss said the toshis are stinky troublemakers mthey always swarm in large nubmers and they leave a path of destruction in their wake.

i said im sorry buosss but thats not enough of a lead anyways whats up with the current strange hapenings?

the boss said oh yeah the new mission i forgot about that here you go and he handed me a manila folder envaleope with a CONFIDANTIOL stamp on it  dont he said "dont let anyone see this or im feeding you to the tooshies i already did this to the last person who worked for me it was a nightmare i barely made it out alive."

i was shocked to hear that my boss fed someone to the tooshies """"you did heatWHAT?????????????????" thats horrible!" how do i know i can trust your?""'

the boss said i said the you accepted that the job is danregours but now you know too much if you back out i might have to wipe your memory or feed you to the tooshies got it? and you said that you wanted to investigate thies events for your friend was she a trabble??? named citrioes?

i said ""yes thats truie ok i will do the job for you"  i open the evnelope it said

TOP SECRET CONFIDENTISAL:

DONT LET ANYONE SSEE THIS OR THE BOTH OR THE EVERYONE WHO SEE IT EWLL BE G GET FED TO THE TOOSHIES! I AM LIKE A VILLAIN I HAVE A BIG PIT OF TTOOSHIES AND THEY ARE LIKE PIRANHAS AORE ALLIGARTORS! THEY HAVE VERY SHARP TEETH AND ARE SCARY!

i windced at the description i wonder if my bosss is atcually a mafia crme boss or if he is like actually just evil.

i didnt evne n know hats what the tooshie pit is for.....  i thoguth they ere ornamental tooshis to make the area aromatherapy, very stinky aromatherapy

i continued to read the letter

GOOD SO YOU HAVE READ THIS TERMS OF SEVICE AND AGGREED TO TI IT SIGN THE BODX

i have read the aboce terms aof service and agree: please sign ()incursive and in plaintext _____________________________ _______________________________________________

i signed the lines making a note to never show anyone this letter ialso made a pnote tht to never work for this baoss again

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SEVISCE NOW I WILL SHARE TO YOU THE DETAILS OF THIS TIPPITY TOPPITY SECRETY SECRET MISSION!!!!!!!!!!!!

this was in very large bold font in birght red........

i alwos winced at the typography and design chosices of whoever designe thiis

then i saw it it was the missison details

THERE HAS BEEN A REPORT OF A STRANGE MSYTERIOUS SUSBSTANTCE I MEAN SUBSTICIOUS SUBSMTANTS SUBSTANCE AND STRANGE MICROBE LIKE BEINGS EVMERGINF ROM THE LABYRINTH!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE CALLED THEM IRRIBASK DONT ASK WHAT THIS MNAME MEANS IM THEH NOT THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF HTIS NAME

ANYWAYS MOVING ON..... WE DONT KNOW WHAT THE IERRIBASK ARE THEY SEEM TO BE A BRAND NWEW SPECIOUE OF RANEBOPETS!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE WATNS THEM! THEY ARE VERY TRENDY!

THEY ARE IN ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT SHAPES INCLUDING THIS STRANGE CREATURE FROM AN LATERNATE DIMENSION KNOWN AS AN AMOGUS?

i wondered what aan amogus is... sounds very misterious even more mysterious than the irribasks

but then i saw ther seemed to be a field guide to the irribask

it showes and image of a samall bug like creature tow cowering in fear as it was approched by a tower of tooshies.... the sbug like creature towered o was the same size as the  was bitgger than the tooshies but was must have been terrified

the image was captioned with NEW IRRIBASK IS APPROACHED BY TOOSHIES SHOULD THE IRRIBASK BE A THREAT TWEH MUST SIDE WITH THE TOOSHIES

then there was two different images one showed the same buglike creature an a more humanoid creature with the similar markings and tentacles

the images captioned with TWO DIFFERENT FORMS OF IRRIBASK. THE IOTA AND THE TDELTA WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE IOTA IS A LARVAL SUBSPEICES OF THE IRIBASLK AND THE DELTA IS THE ADULT FORM, MUCH LIEEK WHITH RANEBOPERS

this was good now i knew what to look out for!!!!!!!!!!!

but i didnt have a lead on where to find this eiiraobuaks

the setting is outsodoers in the grass i am loking around fvigoruruso ly for the irriabask but so far have only found f afew ranebopcoins and soem ec.  then i see it the irribask delta!!!!!

i ask the irribask arey ou the delta irribask?????

the irirabask was startkled ""who are you hello???????????"

i said my anem is name is Slime private invistigator working at hte RRA

te h irriabaslk was confusd ""who is this rra?"

i said ""ynunformntuatly i cannot say what hte rra is sthey  top secret organistation

the irribask said yes im irribask how can i help you with today?

sl i said i guess i can tell you about the rra we are cactalya investigating irribasks right now! do you want to be a my detective peartner? it can be like scherlock homles!

also i didnt ask you name yourt yet im slime the dragooon wahts your name

the irribask said my name is gummy

i said bugmmy gummy thats in nteresting name so its s eetttled 

gummy said yous i would like to be a detective tfor the rra!

i said that settled lets gooooooooo

gummy was an interesting irribask he had large tentacles and also strange substitionns substance floating aroudn his head and also tiny planets on his neck!

gummy was curious about the invesgaitagion

whats the thingy we loo investigating?????????

i said well theeres the ririrbask do  uknow oanything about them do u  know how u got here?

gummy said no i dont remembmer but when i woke up i saw that i head tentacles and tiny planets and flaoting suspitouc sugbesant substances

i said wow thats very interestgint shwall we do our first investigation

gummy was ieceited! exicited!

i returned to the office with ummy the obooss said who is that i said "this is my new detective partner gummy the iriribask!"  the boss said very interrsting he will make a good detective now here is your next mission wea have learend that there is a new detective agency called the ttb they are like us but a complete ripoffff??????? the neerve of them

and i heard that they are run by tooshis

gummy and i were shocked to heare this gummy did not know what tooshies were gumy asked ""what are tooshies thye souldnt evil"

i sai they are the strange stinky bugs that runn around all tof ther the place !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i said oh yeah this is hattowen to o can we do sonemtehing hattwoeeny too?

the boss said fine .... i heard from you that your said your friend scitrus had a bad dream that hte ec shop was run by tooshies in a tranchcoat? i thnk shes onto something go investigate the hattoween shop

gummy said wow my first mission im so excited 

setting: the 

stting: the hattowen shop

there is a loot f of items at the hattowen shop

you can see them from the window

gummy and i break down the door yelling RRA OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the shopkeeper was confused why are yuou doing this the door is expensieve and it cost a lot of money t o buy it and now i need a noew door you will pay for this

i gummy siad will this be enough and handed the shopeeker 4 RC the shopkeepr wsaid no thats not enough then i peiled on 10 rc i said thats it take it or leave it!!!!!

the shopkeepr said fine i will take it the rc but remember this is a ec shop only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do you want to purchasing?

gummy said oooh this looks cool hey wait a minute youre tring to ditract us! we know what your up to!!!!!!!!!!

the shopkeeper said yes i admit it i m not really a shopkeeprer wait yes i am a shopkeeper hahahaaaaaaaa muahahahahahha you fell into my trap!

the shopkeeper said you arent going anywhere i knew woyou would come here, and he opend the door to the backroom and out rcame a huge swarm of vicious tooshies

gummy stcreamed OH NO THEYRE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  the suspicious substances on gummy also scremed and the planteets orbited in distress

i said ""you wont get away with this tooshies!!!!!!!!!!!" not on my awatch! and i assume that you the shopkeepre iare also a thousands of tooshies in a trenchcoat?

the shopkeepr frowned pensviely ""oyou got me i really am 10000000000 tooshies now you know the segcret i must get rid of you!"

i said """no not on my watch we are the ace detectives slime and gummy and were hare here to save the world!!!!!!! and also maybe we will also make a really quick perchase if you dont mind me.  i purchased everything in  the hattowen shop and some malple snorts the snorts ewer fery strange and keeps sneezing the snorts seemed to ward away the tooshies

the shopkeepre was disappointed i dont even know why  i seell the maple nsorts the tooshies tdont like them but if you would like i can give them all to you for free just dont tell anywone about this ok?

i said dont worry i prosmise and it was a pelasure duing business with you

we returned to the boss he said good work everywhone i am giveing you 999999999999999999999 ec have fun and spendi it wisely 

me and gummy bouthg tlosts of things with the ec

THE END