Best Thing Ever Written

I got this idea from the help of Trishabeakens

I don’t owe kimbra Trishabeakens does

In the city of saint canard, darkwing duck and launchpad were about make acquaintance with an old foe fictional villain that is about to become real to reality.

It was morning and launchpad has have a day off from the Mcduck family’s he plans to spend it with drake, they were walking in the streets of saint canard.

Drake: I’m glad we could spend time together, we never get together, we’ll not unless we were patrolling together

Launchpad: me too drake and I was thinking-

Just then a dog in a trench coat and fedora bumped in between them.

Thud

Launchpad/drake: AH!!

Drake: hey watch where you going

They dog make a serious glare and stands facing backwards at him.

Bud: oh I’m terribly sorry, I do hope there was a way for my too make it up to you, like

He removes his coat to reveal him wearing a brown suit, his hair was short and black, he had long ears and his fur was gray, he was holding two bottles of water, labeled Flud’s purified water.

Bud: interesting you two of flud’s purified water

He then wraps his arm around drake’s shoulders as he was a surprisingly look.

Bud: are you thirst, craving for something wet and wild, well try flud’s purified water, flud’s water will quench your thirst

He throws the water bottle at him and he nearly drops it.

Bud: here all one, it’s on the house

Drake: ooh, um thanks

Bud: and be sure to buy flud’s purified water at your local grocery stores

He walks up the two ducks watch him then look down at the bottle to see a picture of a wet dog.

Drake: that was weird

Launchpad: yeah, who was that

Drake: oh don’t mind him that’s just bud flood owner and C. E. O. of Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company

Launchpad: oh and there supposed to be big

Drake: well yeah flud’s water bottle company is the hottest seller of water bottles, he’s shocking salesman, do you know how many water bottles I had to buy from him, whoa

He then noticed launchpad looking at the water bottle and hands it to him.

Drake: here, you need it more then I do

Launchpad: hey thanks drake, I am pretty thirsty

He drinks the water and they continued to walk.

Launchpad: hey drake

Drake: yeah

Launchpad: what makes his company the hottest sellers

Drake: well most of his competitions water company are-well their water are no good

Launchpad: how no good

Drake: the water can make you sick

Launchpad: oh yikes

Meanwhile at flud’s Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company, flud’s company was hitting low when a new water bottle company called barksdale spring water comes in and starts ruining his business.

He was in his office, he sees that his business is going way down. It was stressing him out. Just then a female dog, with violet short curly hair walked in.

She had white fur, wore a lab coat, purple turtleneck, black tube skirt, high heels with a strap and a choker.

Her name is kimbra and she’s a scientist for bud’s company and his fiancée.

She saw how upset her was.

kimbra: bud it’s getting late, aren’t you coming home

Bud: I would but I still got some paperwork to do

She knew he was lying when she saw the news charts between bud’s and barksdale company. She grabs his shoulders.

Kimbra: honey I know you’re still worried about the company and with the new competitions rising up but it will get better, you just need to take a break and hopefully the company will backfire

And just like that an idea ran in his head. He smiles mischievously.

Bud: why don’t you head on back to the house, I’ll be at home in a few minutes, I just have done paperwork to finish

She rolls her eyes annoyingly at him, wraps her arms around his neck and kiss his forehead.

Kimbra: alright, but you really need to take better care of yourself mister

Bud: good night honey

After she leaves, he takes out a portable gasoline tank, some heat resistant gloves and his trench coat and storms off after dropping the sales report.

The next morning drake and launchpad woke up, they headed downstairs, drake was drinking his coffee as launchpad was heading out to leave.

Launchpad: well I better be going now

Drake wanted him to stay for a little bit longer.

Drake: are you sure you wouldn’t want to stay for coffee

Launchpad: aw shucks DW, you know I would love to stay with ya DW but you know mr. mcdee, he’s going to have my feathers if I’m late

Just then gosalyn came in yelling.

Gosalyn: dad launchpad, you guys might want to see this

They both ran out to see the news on, a female owl shows a picture of a company building on fire.

Owl: breaking news, earlier this morning, the barksdale spring water factory burned down

Launchpad: oh yikes

Drake: looks like this is a case for darkwing duck

Launchpad: oh you just said it

Drake: I know right

Launchpad: well looks like mr. Mcdee is going to have find another pilot, I’m staying

Drake: you will, oh that’s great

He rush over to hug his chest then he lets go as he realized his mistake.

Drake: oh-uh-i mean sure why not

The two rush outside but not before saying goodbye to gosalyn.

Drake: well be right back gosalyn, don’t open the door for anybody

After they left, she goes back to watching TV. Meanwhile at flud’s Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company, kimbra was adjusting some paperwork when she saw the news.

Owl: authorities are unsure what started the fire

Kimbra: (gasp)

She then saw a video image of mr. barksdale, cover in smoke and ashes, a fire blanket wrapped around him and talking to the police.

Kimbra: awe, that’s too bad, poor mr. barksdale, he is such a nice man

Bud on the other hand was looking pleased of himself as he drink his coffee.

Bud: yeah that’s too bad

Launchpad and darkwing went to the disintegrated building.

Darkwing: find anything launchpad

Launchpad: not yet DW, hey look what I found

He picks up a burnt out matchstick, darkwing takes it from him.

Darkwing: hmm, someone here has a motive

Launchpad: but who would want to burn down a building

Darkwing: there’s a lot of competition that would do anything to be on top, maybe even take drastic measures to take out the competition, all we need to do is find a motive then if we’re lucky, we’ll find our suspect

They hop into the motorcycle and drives off.

For the past few days as they case was getting colder, more and more water bottle companies have been burnt to the ground and they still have no lead.

One day as bud and kimbra celebrated their companies success, they were going to have a visit from a new competitor.

They were have dinner at a fancy restaurant. Kimbra wore a dark violet Wrap V Neck Long Sleeve Velvet Bodycon Ruched Cocktail Party Dress s as nd the same shoes, bud still wore his same suit.

Bud/kimbra: (laughing)

Bud: looks like business is blooming now then before

Kimbra: see I told you, things will work out, it just needs to take time

She place her hands on top of his, he looks down then back at her and smiles.

Bud: as long as we do this together, that’s fine be fine

They leaned in and as they were about to kiss, a Brazilian blue macaw bird, with luxurious wild hair, in a dark suit looks down at them.

Brice Cawson: ahem

Bud/kimbra: huh

Brice Cawson: good evening, I am Brice Cawson, owner of the myerson water factory

He flips out his card and throws it at his face.

Bud: ugh, ah

He takes it and reads it then He saw him looking at kimbra and kissing her hand.

Brice: (mwah) is this your sister

Kimbra: oh (giggles)

Bud then became jealous as he saw his wife flirting with another water bottle salesman.

Bud: (growls)

He gives her an eyebrow wink and lets her go.

Bud: she’s actually my wife

He pulls her away from him.

Kimbra: bud be nice

Brice: oh no it is my fault, a thousand apologies my good friend

Bud: so what brings you here interrupting our dinner

Brice: I thought I might come over and wish my competitor some good luck, it is very dangerous what with other competitors buildings catching on fire

Kimbra: yeah I feel bad for them, I do hope they find whoever’s responsible

Brice: so do I and I also would like to say that, if you would like to team up, join our companies together, become one

He hands his hand out to him, but bud glares down at it then back at him as kimbra made a exciting look asking him to say yes.

Bud: no thanks I’ll pass

Kimbra made a frown as Brice puts his hand and looks disappointed.

Brice: aw alrighty then but if you ever change your mind, here’s my phone number

He hands him his card and he takes it while still glaring at him.

Kimbra: I’m so sorry, we’re think about it

Brice: I do hope so, I’m (purrs) looking forward to it

Bud: well thanks for stopping bye but we’re having a romantic dinner, now if you don’t mind be like a bird and beat it

Kimbra was surprised by his threat

Kimbra: BUD!

Brice: (sigh) alright but I will see you (he goes to kimbra) and I’ll especially seeing you soon, adeus (goodbye)

After he leaves the two continued their dinner, bud glares at him as he clenches his knife, kimbra glares at him.

Kimbra: bud what was that about, he was just being nice, I know you don’t like competition but you could try to pretend be nice

When he didn’t answe her she how how his was shaking his hand holding the knife, it started to freak her out.

Kimbra: bud…bud….BUD

his eyes were open wide when he felt her hands touching his. He looks back at her and saw how scared she look.

Kimbra: bud what’s wrong, you’re scaring me

Bud: I’m so kimbra I just don’t want you to leave me

Kimbra: nobody’s gonna take me away from you

He cups his cheeks and kiss his forehead.

Kimbra: you have nothing to worry about

He looks straight into her eyes and smiles.

Bud: your right Jets not worry about that now and focus on our future.

A few weeks later darkwing was still working all night on the case with launchpad, who was getting multiple calls from mr. Mcduck.

Ring

Launchpad: uh oh it’s mister mcdee

Darkwing saw how worked up he was and decided to ho solo.

Darkwing: go ahead launchpad

Launchpad: what?

He turns to see him smiling at him.

Darkwing: I think I can handle this mission on my own for now

Launchpad: are you sure

Darkwing: yes no go on, your family needs you

Launchpad: ok, thanks DW and good luck

He watches him as he wents back to his case, he charted down and marked down all the usual suspects.

Darkwing: hmm looks like the only two suspects left is brice cawson and bud flud, hmm

He thought for a minute then takes a look at a picture of brice.

Darkwing: uh companies were never caught on fire until he showed, I think I’ll pay him a visit

Bud: I’m going to change the world

Kimball: for the better right

Bud:…..

Kimball: for the better right!

Weeks later, kimbra was doing some spring cleaning when….

Kimbra: ugh, bud you really need to clean your office more often

She picked up the news from his office when she saw the sales report in the trash can.

And on the same time the news came on, a male bat was reporting live on tv.

And what she saw horrified her.

Kimbra: (gasp)

The myerson building was burning.

Bat: the myerson water factory has been temporarily shut down, an explosive took out the west wing of the building, owner Brice cawson has been hospitalized but is begin sent today the hospital after being saved by Darkwing duck authorities and local hero Darkwing are unsure what caused the incident

Kimbra then started to have a feeling that what if bud was doing this, sales haven’t gone up until the other competitors started to catch on fire.

Kimbra: could be, no it can’t be bud would never hurt a fly

But then what she saw broke her heart, she saw bud in a trench coat and sneaking inside his building, he looks around to make sure no one was watching, kimbra hides and saw him dashing something in his closet she wanted until he leaves, looks into the closet and saw a portable gasoline tank.

Kimbra: oh bud, what gave you done

Weeks has passed until the incident and it C was bugging kimbra.

They were walking after having dinner, she wore the same dress from before.

Bud noticed how upset she looked.

Bud: hey are you alright

Kimbra: wh-What? I don’t know what you’re talking about

Bud: you barely spoke a word all night, usually you’re talking my head off by now

Kimbra: I’m just a bit tired from work I guess

Bud: yet I’m the one always being scolded for overworking

Kimbra: sorry

She was then being taken by him as he drops her.

Kimbra: ooh

Bud: how about I take you away for the weekend, you could use a break, oh no I couldn’t I am so behind on my paperwork-it is so sweet of you to offer

She smiles at him then jeans up for a kiss.

Bud: that’s my girl, let’s head home and we’ll watch that ridiculous show you like

As they walked home she made a disappointing look. Meanwhile with Darkwing, he was still baffled about the case and I’d that wasn’t bad enough a new water bottle company came to town, he needs to figure out who the crook is and stops him before the next company is toast.

All night he had to go through the security footage from myerson’s building on the day before the incident.

Darkwing: ugh still nothing

He was about to give up until…

Darkwing: that’s it I’m never going to find that- whoa hello what’s this

He sees some one jumping on to the railings and pouring gasoline on the floor.

Darkwing: what do we have here

It was dark and hard for him to see but he zooms in closer he found someone in a trench coat.

He Enhance and enhance and enhance until.

Darkwing: (gasp)

he was surprised to see who the crook was, he grabs his hat, hops on his motorcycle and drives off, tge computer shows an imagery bud flud.

Back at the company, bud was about ready to go burn down another company.

But kimbra couldn’t hold her feelings anymore. She decides to confront to him about it.

Kimbra: bud can I ask you something

Bud: yes I paid the electric company this time, as I promise

Kimbra: no it’s not that

He then walks up to her and holds up her hand.

Bud: oh you’re serious what’s wrong?

She pulls her hand away and he saw how scared she was.

Kimbra: bud I need you to be honest with me and tell me the truth, did you have anything to do with that fire at myerson’s water factory

Bud liked surprised

Bud: what?

Kimbra: please bud I need to know if it wasn’t you that started that fire, please tell that wasn’t you

Bud: how could you acuse me with such a heinous crime

Kimbra: well business wasn’t been going up since the previous water companies have been set in fire

Bud: (nervous chuckles) are you serious

Kimbra: just answer the question, did you sabotage the competition

He made a guilty look which made her knew the answer. She was horrified and hurt.

Kimbra: OH MY GOSH, it was you

She backed away from him terrified to her around him.

Kimbra: please tell me this is not true

Bud: kimbra

Kimbra: Why?

bud: (sigh) bud when I was a kid I dreamt that I’d one day life the the big life

Kimbra: that still doesn’t explain why you would do such a hideous act

He turns around smiling at her.

Bud: I’m going to change the world

Kimbra: for the better right

Her heart sank when she saw him smirking mischievous at her.

Kimbra: for the better right?

She faced away from him hugging herself.

Kimbra: (gasp) what have you done

He then gets behind her and wraps his arms around her waist.

Bud: sweetheart…it’s just how business works these days

She then pushes him away and face towards him.

Kimbra: no bud this is serious, you burned down a building, what If someone could’ve gotten died

He then walks up to her and pulls her in for a hug.

Kimbra: oh relax my love, nobody really died and it’s just business so it ok

She then pushes him back again.

Kimbra: no bud, this is not okay, you stooped really low, I knew you were shady with your business ethics but I didn’t think you were downright crooked, all could you do such horrible things, how could you hurt me like that

Bud: oh sweetie it’s not hurting anyone if they won’t find out and you said it yourself, we’re in this together, you and me remember, you what do you say, want to sabotage the next company

He hands out his hand to her, she stares down at it then to her engagement ring then takes it off.

Kimbra: here, I don’t think I can do this anymore

Bud: kimbra please your overreacting

He then saw her walking out the building, he follows her.

Kimbra: I don’t know, anywhere but here

Bud: kimbra please let’s just talk about this

She sees her leaving and tries to stop her.

Bud: KIMBRA wait-

Kimbra: no I don’t want to be around to see you burn down another company and ruining our marriage, (sigh) this really sucks you know, your supposed to be honest to me, your supposed to be my best friend and the man I fell in love with all those years ago, goodbye bud

Bud: kimbra wait, kimbra, kimbra, KIMBRA

He watches her disappear into the darkness as she looks back and tears fell on her face.

Bud: please

He drops the ring.

Cling

And looks downin sadness.

Bud: well I better get going now

He picks the ring and puts it in his pocket. While with Darkwing he was heading to flud’s Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company, he went to call launchpad.

Darkwing: launchpad it’s Darkwing, look I figured out who was it that set the companies on fire meet me at Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company when you get the chance….oh and this is darkwing

After he hands up, he arrives at another water bottle company call wacky j’s fizzle pop, when bud was standing up above the bat of water holding a jug of posion, he was still heartbroken after kimbra as left him

Bud: my wife on our wedding day, and her smile when she meets Brice Cawson

He holds out a picture of them on their wedding day. And just as he started poisoning the water, purple smoke came in.

Bud: huh

Darkwing: I am the the terror that flaps in the night, I am the soap you slip on in the bathroom, I am DARKWING DUCK

Bud: (gasp) darkwing but how did you know it was me

Darkwing: next time when you burn a building down, be sure to burn the evidence to like the security cameras

Bud: ah

Darkwing: your days of burning buildings are over

He takes the jug and throws it at him.

Thud

Darkwing: AH

he then runs Darkwing went after him but he tripped fell on him they both collapsed and trembled over the fleet of stairs.

Darkwing/bud: AH, oh eh

They then fell out of the railings and hear into the VAT, darkwing pulls out his grabbling hook and shots at the stairwell railings and when he tries to grab bud to safety, his hand missed and he watches him fall into the VAT.

Darkwing: hang on, NO

bud: AH

splat

bud: (gargling)

He watches as bud drowned in the vat.

Darkwing: no i killed him just like Darkwing did in episode 34 (sigh) what am I going to tell launchpad

He slowly gets up think about the horror he had done, he walks away from the death of bud.

Or so he thought, outside the sewer pipes out spewed out what appeared to be a person.

Bud: (coughing)

It was bud but there was something off about him, he wasn’t normal, he wasn’t even dog anymore.

He saw his hands.

Bud: (gasp)

And freaked when he saw that they were made of water, he walks over to a pond, looked at his reflection and panicked when he saw that his whole body was mutated into water.

Bud: (gasp) what

He looks to see Darkwing driving away

Bud: you’ll pay for this Darkwing duck

The next morning, the new talked about bud’s death and drake felt guilty.

Owl: after last night attack at wacky j’s fizzy pop, the factory has been shut down after bud flud owner

Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company have been tampering with the water supply and was responsible for the fire damage, he was begin chased by Darkwing duck but was drowned, charges were dropped but there were no signs of bud’s body, as of now Sparkling crystal pure flood water bottle company is begin shut down

Drake was sitting in the kitchen hearing the news, he felt guilty meanwhile in a cafe, kimbra was watching the news when it happened, she wore a red dress and her hair was tied up.

Kimball: he Only made time for the company but he now he’s richest man in the cemetery (sobs)

Outside of the window, bud was wearing a trench coat and fedora so no one could freak out when they see him. He was watching her, he pressed his left hand on the window and on the right hand was holding a flower.

Bud: (sigh)

He drops the flower and walks off, then it started to rain. He held his hand out and he realized that it went inside of him.

Bud: huh

Then something inside him snapped.

Bud: you’ll pay for what you done to me Darkwing duck

Later that same night after having to explain launchpad, he went back to sulking.

Drake: ugh you really messed up big drake, some hero I was, I couldn’t even save the crook

Then he got a alert from his phone, it was txt message from launchpad

You ready to go patrol

But the thought of being with launchpad makes him forget all about his mistakes. So as the two went out on patrol, they “divid and conquer”

But when then split up something sinister was waiting for Darkwing.

He went inside an alleyway when he heard screaming.

Bud: Help!!  somebody help

Darkwing : fear not citizens I am here to- oh

But all he saw was an empty alleyway then right behind him, a giant hammer emerged out of water and went crashing down on his head.

He turns before he could do anything.

Darkwing: huh

Thud

He went unconscious for a minute then the next he woke up a found himself tied to a ladder in a very deep and big swimming pool.

Darkwing: ugh where am I, huh?

He then saw the pool was being slowly filled with water.

He struggles to set himself free but he was having trouble.

Darkwing: ugh, who’s there come on out and show yourself

Liquidator: (evil laughter)

Darkwing: (gasp)

he looks around and sees someone in a trench coat.

Liquidator: hello Darkwing

Darkwing: who are you

Liquidator: just a normal man-THAT YOU DESTROYED

he removes his coat and he was shocked to find out that it was-

Darkwing: (gasp) bud flud

Liquidator: I was bud flud but with you last dying breath, you can call me the liquidator

Darkwing: (gasp) I can’t believe it, I created the liquidator that is so cool but still, you’ll never get away with whatever water scheme you have

The liquidator then smiled sinisterly.

Liquidator: now however said anything about schemes

Darkwing: uh they what-

Liquidator: you’re going to pay for you did to me

Darkwing then felt a chill through his spine as the liquidator turned the water on faster.

Darkwing: whoa look what happened to you-I didn’t mean to turn you into a mutant seater freak, I tried to save, please I’m sorry, you don’t need to do this

Liquidator: oh but you deserve what you done to me

Darkwing: oh please you deserve it, you commit a criminal felony

Liquidator: it’s just business Darkwing clog

The water rises up to his leg, he was in hot water.

Liquidator: (evil laughter) who’s going to save you know Darkwing

Launchpad: I am

He turns to see launchpad jumping in and his hands were tied to sponges so he could hit him.

Thud

Liquidator: AH, ugh

The two were fighting but the longer they fight the higher the pool was filling. It went up to his chest.

Darkwing: uh launchpad any time know

Thud

He gets a punch to his face and collapsed next to the pool.

Launchpad: ugh, just a second DW

but then liquidator grabs him by his shirt and host him up. And as he was about to break him.

Liquidator: any last words

Launchpad: look behind ya

Liquidator: oh like I’m really going to have for that

Kimbra: bud!!!

Liquidator: (gasp)

He turns around to see kimbra with a terrified look on her face. Then the as the water went up to Darkwing’s face, he tries takes on last breath.

Darkwing: (gasp)

Then his entire was covered and he tries to free himself. The liquidator then drops launchpad then walks up to kimbra.

Liquidator: kimbra I-

He thought he might be happy to see her but all he saw in her eyes were fear and sadness. He grabbed his nose and holds on to him.

Kimbra: oh bud, what’s happened to you

Liquidator: kimbra I can explain

Launchpad regains his strength.

Launchpad: ugh

He runs his head then looks down invite pool to see Darkwing drowning in the pool.

Launchpad: AH, DW

Splash

He jumps in the Pool, swims down to Darkwing, unties him and pulls him up out of the pool.

Launchpad: DW are you alright

He didn’t move and he wasn’t breathing either. He picked up his hand and felt no pulse.

Launchpad: oh no DW

He press his hands on his chest and tries to perform CPR on him then when that didn’t work, he gave him mouth to mouth.

(Blows)

Darkwing: (coughing, coughing) (wheezing)

he got up and coughed out water, launchpad smiled see Darkwing ok was the only thing that mattered to him.

Darkwing: launchpad thanks for the rescue

Launchpad: oh DW I’m glad you’re ok

He felt his hands and noticed how cold they were.

Launchpad: (brrr) DW your body is getting cold

He takes off his jacket and walks him home as got the liquidator, he fell down crying in kimbra’s hands,

Liquidator: (sobbing) I just want to give you a good life

Kimbra: oh bud, my life was already good when I had you

The police arrived arresting the liquidator, he looks at Kimbra smiling softly at her but she looks the other way in disappointment. He then frown and walked inside the van.

Liquidator holds kimball’s engagement ring and feeling heartbroken, kimball looks back at him then makes a broken look. Then it rain and she looked up to see a billboard of bud’s sparkling water ad.

Kimbra: I’ll be fine, we’ll be fine

Back with launchpad and Darkwing, he help him out of his uniform and into some warm clothes.

Launchpad: I can’t believe we just created the liquidator for real, now we’ll have a real villain to fight

Drake: I couldn’t believe it either launchpad but it was mostly my fault that created him and I feel so guilty about it

Launchpad: ah don’t worry accidents happen, what matters now is that we took the bad guy down and you’re safe

Drake: yeah but I still feel bad for him, well I better be getting some sleep now

He lays in bed and was surprised to see launchpad laying next to him and wrapping his muscular arms around us waist.

Drake: launchpad what are you-

Launchpad: well your still wet and cold and I heard that if we hug together, we got to hug to stay warmth

Drake: oh ok, we’ll go you think we can stay like this for tonight

Launchpad: sure DW

He placed his hands on top of his arm and fell asleep through the night.

Although the night was perfect, they got an old foe back.