[CaPh] Oddly Specific Headcanons- Maximilian
Another headcanon meme for Max!
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- Do they get out of bed on the right side, or the left?
- Usually right, since that’s the closest to the bedroom door.
- Do they sleep with socks on, or off?
- Depends, usually on solely because it’s less clothing to change out of.
- Do they prefer to be a little bit too hot, or a little bit too cold?
- A little bit too cold. Swefniend is in an Ice Age so it’s kinda adjusted to the cold more than the heat.
- What time do they usually brush their teeth?
- … Whenever it’s reminded to because it forgets often. Max, take care of yourself.
- Paper bags, or plastic bags?
- Depends on what it’s carrying.
- If they were to lay down on their side, would it be their right side or their left side?
- Right.Â
- About how many direct punches would it take to knock them down?
- Just one or two. Weak.
- Do they prefer swimming in saltwater, or freshwater?
- It would prefer not to swim in anything but a pool because that’s gross. If it absolutely had to pick… Freshwater
- Does their toilet paper roll face in or out?
- However it put it in. It could not care less.
- Do they keep their ketchup in or out of the refrigerator?
- In, like a sane person?
- How many pillows are on their bed?
- Three.
- What color are their favorite socks?
- Black and SUPER soft.
- How often do they kick things underneath furniture to avoid picking it up?
- Too often. Can’t be judged for it when you live alone, right?
- If they were to suddenly be gifted a new horse, what would they name it?
- Probably Quince </3
- What is their favorite flavor of cake for their birthday?
- Any cake. It’ll eat anything.
- How often do they shower?
- … I’d like to say everyday but it needs to be reminded to shower very often… Please take care of yourself, Max…
- Do they keep their t.v and radio volumes on odd or even numbers?
- Even.
- Do they read the whole paper, or do they just read the comic sections?
- Probably most of the paper, except the comics and sports shit.
- Do they have a detailed calendar to keep track of events, or is their life kind of just a mess?
- Its life isn’t “kind of just” a mess. Its life is more of a “complete and total” mess!
- How many hats do they own?
- … None unless it’s selling some.
- If they have a cellphone, what is the wallpaper background of?
- It’s the default wallpaper. Boring.
- What do they dream about most often?
- They frequently have nightmares about being back on Swefniend and seeing its girlfriend again, usually finding her dead… </3
- If they could dye their hair any color, what would they pick?
- I mean, its hair is already partially dyed gray…
- What do they see in an ideal roommate?
- Ew, roommates. The ideal one for Max would be nonexistent. It likes living alone.
- What is the craziest thing they have ever done at some kind of party?
- Bold of you to assume it has ever been to a party.