Sarcastic Prompts

1. Thanks, I hate it.

2. I love work. I could sit and watch it all day.

3. We don't have to hug now, do we?

4. Mmm... Fresh toast!

5. People are into these clothes? ...Seriously?

6. The mafia wasn't accepting applications, but I do my best.

7. I'll take that as a yes?

8. Have you even used something like that before?

9. You sound like my fourth-grade math teacher.

10. This year's hottest gift, get it before it's gone.

11. I'm a superhero. I do this for a living.

12. If it isn't blown out of the sky first.

13. Well, yeah. My charming personality.

14. I've got places to be.

15. Aren't we lucky you showed up to do the deed?

16. Just look at how wonderful this place is.

17. Do you come here often?

18. Aren't you a ray of sunshine.

19. As long as it doesn't backfire horribly.

20. And miss basking in your delightful personality?

21. Sounds delightful. Count me out.

22. Here I was afraid I'd have nothing to do!

23. All we're missing are teacups and the Cheshire cat.

24. I can see it now.

25. Honestly, I completely forgot about it.

26. Your confidence is staggering.

27. One of us is a liar and it isn't me.

28. This is just what I need right now.

29. Is that all?

30. Just don't bring the kazoo this time, alright?

31. Come on, be a man.

32. You think it'd taste like chicken?

33. What have we here?

34. Is that what your parents used to say to you?

35. That's only on very special occasions.

36. I don't give a hoot.

37. Tempting, but no.

38. Did you come up with that all by yourself?

39. It was just me and a thousand parakeets.

40. Of all the people to be stuck in this hole with, it just had to be you.