I Just Wanna Play Volleyball
A passing conversation between Thomas and Fredo, on Fredo’s parents’ views on volleyball.
Fredo: “Yeah, Dad dosen’t want me to play Volleyball.”
Tau: “What? Why not? Didn’t he used to play? Isn’t that the whole reason why you play? Because he said so?”
Fredo: “Shut up man. It’s more difficult then that an’ you know it.”
Fredo: “He fuckin’ wants me to join his stupid Vigilante company shit so that i can ‘one day rule this city’ or whatever the fuck”
Tau: “I thought that was illegal”
Fredo: “Vigilantism?”
Tau: “Yeah dumbass”
Fredo: “Yeah it fuckin’ is, cept he used to get paid by the people he saved, like a merc, and eventually managed to pay the police to let him into shit, so now he’s just basically an outsource of the police anyway. Not like they care.”
Tau: “Shit man”
Fredo: “Mm. ‘Cept my powers fuckin shit, i can’t do that vigilante shit man! I got fuckin voodoo fingers that numb pain, I cant fly or raise buildings or help trapped civilians! What’s he want me to do, fuckin wiggle my fingers at some people so they can’t tell the hospital staff whats wrong cuz it aint hurtin where?”
Tau: “I… never thought of that”
Fredo: “Nah, fuckin’ no one does. I just wanna play Volleyball”