Tee hee hee


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ScourgeSpoon
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Chapter 1
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Chapter 1


Ecks dee so this brown mochi goes into a dentist office and is like bruh my teeth be hurt so badd, gah damn I need it OUT. This tooth be fuckin with him for months and he had terrible time eating his rock hard solid bread in the morning, CUZ HE CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING TO HEAT IT UP?! LMAO.

 After talking with the stupid ass looking front desk worker (pufferfish eating air looking ass, making then weird water balloon noises), that mf sat down and waited for his silly appointment. He DID NOT PLAN FOR THIS <---- (keep this in mind plz). So after like 3 hours of waiting, he was more pissed then 50 yr old alcoholic fathers when they don't get their beer in time for the big soccer match! This goofy ass mochi walks up like walking when u need to shit rlly badly, like hobbling around and all that and LOOK AT WHAT HE SAID.


Brown Mochi: "HEY UM WTF IS GOING ON, U STUPID ASSHOLE WHERES MY APPOINTMENT I NEED TO GET THIS SHIT OUT IMMEDIATLY!!"

Front desk: "Ermmm uhummm you spelt immediatly wrong its ahermmm 'immediately' 🤓🤓"

Brown mochi: "YOU SHUT UR GODDAMN MOUTH, DO UR DAMN JOB AND STAY INANIMATE!"


The front desk once again becomes an inanimate object. The front desk attendant looks at the pissed off mochi with anger.


Front desk attendant: "Dude, tf u just did, that was ma boy!! Asshole, take that back."

Brown mochi: "Hell naw, not until u let me tf in so I can get my shitty ass teeth removed."

Front desk attendant: "I AINT DOIN SHIT, YALL KILLED MA MAN, U KNOW HOW LONELY I AM FOR MY ONLY FRIEND TO BE A TALKING DESK!?"


A dentist walks in, stating the mochis name with a cheerful attitude.


Dentist: "YOU HOOO, TIME FOR UR APPOINTMENT TEE HEE HEE!!"

Brown mochi: "THANK GOD UR HERE, WAS ABOUT TO THROW HANDS LMAO."

Dentist: "Hehehe I came in the perfect time! Please go to the 2 room to your right and we will begin."


Front desk attendant is seething in the background. Brown mochi has a hop in there step to finally get rid of this stupid ass tooth. But more is to come for this idiot in the next chapter lmao cliffhanger GET FUCKED!!!

Author's Notes

LMAO FIRST CHAPTER HOPE U ENJOY!!