To become a table - OUTDATED

I am a small pokemon, about the size of a house cat. Almost always underfoot, even though I try not to be, I just want to see what is going on. Some call me nosy, others not; I don't really think it matters. In order to stay out from underfoot, I like to hide under the table; it keeps me in earshot of the others while being somewhere I won't be stepped on. Unless they are sitting down, then I might be in the way. The table is just so convenient; it is a place where everyone sits and talks, sharing gossip from the day. It is also a very useful item. Being a small bergmite I can't do much around the ranch, even though I try my best to be helpful. Tables don't need to worry about being helpful; they just are. Becoming a table is all in the possibility for me, avalugg is just a flat slab. If I evolved, I could have the optimal position to listen and be helpful. I could keep people's drinks cold, and the ice on my back would be sturdy enough to hold anything. That would be so nice, evolving into a table.