Character Quotes: 2019! DESMOND
So, here's where I am going to put Desmond's best quotes for 2019. I will be updating this with new quotes throughout the year. These are usually taken from RP's or stories that he is in.
Also, Swear word warning! He swears a bit. I took the main warning pop-up down because those things are annoying in my opinion. I doubt a lot of people will be reading this too so, it probably doesn't matter.
Anyways, onto the quotes.
"Ladies first~" "Wait a minute... Why did I walk through the door first?!"
"I wouldn't really consider this 'dating.' We're just friends with benefits."
"Sammit, Damuel!"
"Good ol' Lefty..."
"D.E.V. Get the tar-tar sauce!!!"
"Sorry, I wasn't listening. What did you say?"
"Hey, this might be off-topic, but can I have my six dollars back?"
"We NEED stronger boxes!"
"I'm doing this in the name of Science!"
"Ever hear of knocking?!"
"I'm having a crisis right now!!!"
"I should be concerned about this but... two hot ladies fighting over Me?! This is the best day of my life!"
"D.E.V.! Get me some popcorn!"
"What? We're married so I'm legally allowed to do this."
"It's just like my life!"
"Not that I'd expect you to understand. You aren't an engineer like me."
"Call me 'Desy Chan!'"
"Out of all of the disgusting babies my women have popped out of them, you are the least disgusting I guess."
"OH YEAH GET SOME!!!"
"Can you not for like six minutes??"
"That's it. I'm moving out!"
"Damn, you're thirsty!"
"Put my money back. Now. Or I will cry and none of you will like it."
"WOW! THIS IS SO AUTHENTIC! I AM SO DAMN PROUD OF YOU!"
"Bow to me, peasants!"
"I'm a broken man with useless robots!"
"Fine, I'll go with you. But I will not hesitate to use you as a shield if I have to!!"
"... Son! You let the freakin' cat in here?!?!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!! HE TOOK MY FUCKING DRINKS!!!"
"Friggin' strawberries are overrated."
"Ladies are hottest when covered head to toe in mayonaise.~"
"N-No. No. NoNoNoNo. You may NOT have my cake, it's mine!"
"I find your surplus of clothing highly obnoxious."
"There is nothing wrong with having a hammer that squeaks!" *Immediately squeaks toy hammer.*
"I've got 99 problems and my kids are every single one of them."
"You're not even gonna argue back at me?"
"I feel like you're lying to me... Now quite frankly, that's not a good idea."
"So... not afraid to shatter my skull eh? Ya really got some sass to you huh? Heheheh! Maybe you will do quite nicely for my plan~"
"My God! Calm down you morons..." *Eats entire bag of chips + the bag.*
"Art? You call that art?! I thought that art was supposed to inspire us, not make us want to die."
"I don't have to look in any mirror! I already know how beautiful I am!"
"if anyone in this dump can drive a snake perfectly, that is me!"
"SAM! Shut up! Please..."
"Listen here worm breath, I'm not just lying here. I'm strategically lying here! I can just chill right here in the kitchen, and get food whenever I want to without having to go anywhere. I'm so smart!!~"
" PLEASE DON'T KILL YOURSELF IN MY OVEN!!! use the neighbor's at least!"
"... say hi to Zaphara for me! Hahahahaaa!!!"
"... Wow! This place is fucking disgusting! :D"
"So, which one of us is suffering from a concussion huh?"