Bepsi Moment (School Uniform)

Sip: Why does this school have no fucking vending machines?

Sip: Guys be thirsty man, this has to be a crime…

-He continued walking down the hallways carefully looking at each and every wall for the elusive machine-

Sip: Maybe they have a no soda policy? Do I really have to go off campus just for a fucking Pepsi?

-He suddenly bumps into someone, stumbling and almost falling over-

Sip: “Sorry.”

-He continued walking on but felt someone watching him-

Sip: C’mon Sip, not this shit again. It’s all in your head, nobody would ever wanna stalk you. You’re just some normal boy at a normal magic college. Nothing so weird about that-

Malleus: “You dropped this.”

-He jumped a little inside but his resting bitch face didn’t reveal it-

Sip: “Sorry. Thank you.”

-He grabbed the phone and turned to keep walking but stopped when he still felt eyes on him-

Sip: “...”

Sip: Don’t be weird, he probably thinks you're just being rude or something. Don’t make this a whole thing in your head.

Malleus: “Were you not walking somewhere?”

Sip: Gods, now he thinks I’m weird.

Sip: “Yeah, sorry, I’m just trying to remember where. This school is super confusing y’know?”

Malleus: “I suppose, especially to a freshman like you.”

Sip: HOW DOES HE KNOW I’M A FRESHMAN?! IS THIS GUY STALKING ME?!

Sip: “Yeah, haha…”

Sip: “...”

-The stranger smirked-

Malleus: “I could assist you, if you wish for it.”

Sip: SIP DON’T YOU DARE-

Sip: “Sure.”

Sip: NOOOO YOU FUCKING IDIOT NOW HE’S GONNA KIDNAP YOU AND TIE YOU UP IN HIS BASEMENT AND-

Malleus: “Very well then, what location are you scouting for?”

Sip: “A vending machine.”

Malleus: “Vending… Machine?”

Sip: Does he not know what a fucking vending machine is? Is he just learning English? Everyone knows what a vending machine is, surely he isn’t that stupid.

Sip: “It’s those big metal boxes that have drinks and snacks.”

Malleus: “Ah! Yes I understand now.”

Sip: Maybe it was just a language misunderstanding, I can’t be so judgmental to someone I’ve just met.

Malleus: “I’m afraid I don’t recall any one of their locations, though you can most likely obtain the same snacks and beverages from Sam’s shop.”

Sip: “Sam’s shop? Who’s Sam?”

Malleus: “A faculty member, follow me.”

Sip: Oh of course he’s a teacher, It’ll take me a while to learn his name…

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Sam: “Welcome little imps! What can I get for ya?”

Sip: Gods this place is full of stuff, It’s like a thrift store!

Sip: “Do you have any drinks?”

Sam: “Why of course! Of all kinds! Sodas, waters, teas, juices, if you can think of it I have it!”

Sip: “Just a bottle of Pepsi please.”

Sam: “Alrighty!”

-He bent down and opened up a cooler to retrieve the bottle-

-Sip looked back and saw that the stranger was still there, watching him-

Sip: “You want anything? You did walk me here after all.”

-The stranger chuckled-

Malleus: “There’s no need, it was a trivial matter for me.”

Sip: “You sure? I’ve got enough for one other bottle.”

-He looked at the dark liquid Sip held in his hand with curiosity-

Malleus: “I’ll take the same.”

Sam: “Coming right up!”

-Sam placed an identical bottle on the counter which Sip grabbed and gave to Malleus-

Sip: “Thank you.”

Sam: “Anytime!”

-They left the store and began walking back to the main building, Sip taking sips (haha) of his soda whilst Malleus fiddled with his-

Sip: “Have you never dranken soda before?”

-Malleus laughed at the word dranken-

Malleus: “No, It’s not common where I hail. My usual beverage is black tea.”

Sip: “That’s fair, if you don’t like it I can take it.”

-Malleus shook his head-

Malleus: “It’s a unique beverage, fizzling like acid and hissing like a snake. I’m excited to see what its taste will be.”

Sip: Man this guy talks weird, kind like he’s some rich upper-class dude or whatever.

-Malleus took a small sip of the soda, and his eyes went wide-

Malleus: “It’s quite… Sugary…”

Sip: “Do you not like sugar?”

Malleus: “No no, I’ve just never tasted something so… Sweet…”

-He took another sip-

Malleus: “My whole mouth is tingling…”

Sip: “That’s the carbonation, it’s what that fizzing was earlier. Keep it fresh.”

-He continued drinking as they walked, a smile becoming more evident on his face as he finished-

Sip: “Jeez you're gonna drink it all if you keep going at it like that!”

-Malleus ignored the humans warning and finished every last drop right then and there-

Sip: Great job Sip, you’ve just created another soda addict…

Malleus: “Thank you for showing me this wonderful beverage, I will have to buy some more later.”

Sip: “You’re welcome. I’ve gotta go now though so have fun with that.”

-He left down another hallway still feeling like he was being watched-

Sip: I swear to the seven if I get a stalker…