Stretching sure is hard... (P.E. Uniform)


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SimplyDuo_
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Published
1 year, 7 months ago
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Sip: Why does a magic school have to have a PE class? I don’t needa run to cast spells!


Sip: Ughhhh…


Sip: ...


Sip: Maybe It’ll be like high school and only last one year…


Sip: If not, then I might just-


Vargas: “Okay everybody! Partner up for stretches!”


Sip: Great, having to work with somebody in a class full of people I don’t know.


Sip: The only thing that would make this worse would be being the last one nobody picks.


-He looks around to see if anyone else was on their own and notices someone with light green hair-


Sip: Nobody's even going near that guy, what a fucking loser. Imagine not having any friends. Couldn’t be me.


-He waits for the other guy to come over, but he instead starts to do stretches by himself-


Sip: Can we work alone? The teacher said to work with a partner but I might've misheard him…


Vargas: “Zigvolt! What are you doing stretching on your own?”


Sebek: “I’m very capable of doing such a simple task on my own! I don’t need a partner!”


Vargas: “It’s an exercise that requires two people, it’s physically impossible to do it alone.”


Sebek: “DON’T UNDERESTIMATE ME!!”


-Sebek attempts to do the stretch only to fail tremendously-


Vargas: “Go find a partner, now.”


Sebek: “...Fine.”


-He glares around the field looking for someone alone and spots the redhead-


Sebek: “YOU! BE MY PARTNER!”


-Sip walks over hesitantly and Vargas smiles-


Vargas: “There we go! All better!”


-He walks off leaving the two alone, Sebek immediately gets into position-


Sip: “...”


Sebek: “...”


Sebek: “WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!”


Sip: “Oh! We’re starting?”


Sebek: “YES OF COURSE WE ARE!”


-Sip goes behind him and grabs his arms, holding them in place-


Sebek: “YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!!”


Sip: “I am? Sorry.”


-Sebek growls and pushes Sip down into the spot he was previously in-


Sip: “Ow-HEY!!!”


-He starts pulling on his arms roughly-


Sebek: “You have to put ALL your strength into it! It increases flexibility and prevents injuries!”


Sip: “OWIE OWIE OWIE OWIEEE!!!”


-He attempts to pull away, but the halfies grip is too strong-


Sebek: “Learn from this, human!”


-Sebek finally lets go and Sip gingerly rubs his arms-


Sip: “I don’t think I can do this anymore…


Sebek: “Tch, you humans are so weak. It’s a wonder you’ve survived this long.”


Sip: “It’s not like I need to dislocate my arms to survive! I’m not some warrior!”


Sebek: “Clearly.


-They glared at each other, the intensity becoming so palpable you could put it through a playdough spaghetti maker and get a whole plateful of play spaghetti-


Vargas: “Duo! Zigvolt! Stop messing around and get back to stretching!!”


Sip/Sebek: “Sorry coach!”