'whack ass bitch denting my hood'


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real and true. this is the canon ending

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Beau was walking to the parking lot out of the gas station. As she was walking some random bitch jumped out “OOGA BOOGA!” Beau jumped back and screamed at a pitch higher than the peak of the greybeard’s mountain. She jumped back so far she landed on the hood of a car. She looked back and there was no driver so chances were nobody would be making an insurance claim on her today. As she slid off the engine roared to life, before she could be like 'girl what' the car screeched backwards then revved forwards and smashed her and the man against the gas station’s wall killing them both instantly. “Wack ass bitch denting my hood.” Another day another (literal) slay for Driftwire.