Personal Ads
Ads Eve took out in the Lonely Hearts column before her breakdown in college that left her a shell of her former self.
"It'S BEEN A FUNNY SORT OF DAY, HASN'T IT?" 🧷
Hi, I’m Eve.
I know beauty is only skin deep, because I have prosopagnosia, and due to this I don’t know and can’t remember what anyone looks like, so appearance is irrelevant anyways. I’m told I prefer guys who look like rats.
I’m an Audrey Hepburn fever dream mixed with the general vibes and claustrophobia of a late 80’s horror film. If the Halloween version of those sugar cookies from the supermarket, the kind with neon green frosting and little bat sprinkles, were a person, that would be me. I like zombies, bugs, and glitter. The quickest quote to describe me is “I’ve got one foot in the darkness, and the other one in a Hello Kitty roller skate.” My role model is Nikola Tesla.
I’m open to a myriad of experiences: finding love, kinship, friends, or a rival. I don’t want to date a guy who won’t help me finish my food if I can’t, I’m 5’6, I can’t die, and I refuse to step on blue paint in parking lots. You can reach me at 314-555-2814.
Quote of the Day: “Most persons are so absorbed in the contemplation of the outside world that they are wholly oblivious to what is passing on within themselves.” - Nikola Tesla
Song of the Day: Aberdeen by Cage the Elephant